Martha recently lost her husband.
Martha recently lost her husband.
She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he
was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her
fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.
"Herman, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it
with the insurance money!"
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,
"Herman, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also
bought it with the insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the
ashes she said,
"Herman, that emerald necklace you promised me? Bought it too,
with the insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said,
"Herman, remember that blow job I promised you? ......Here it comes!"
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