Dwight Logan

Every family has someone who is an egomaniac. They get into other family members' businesses and try to run everything.
Ever since we married, I told everyone that my wife is the best gift God has given me ever since I became an adult. I am 86 and we have been married for 26 years. Her sister heard me say that and told her that it was last month when I finally became an adult. She asked if my wife had enjoyed that month?
My wife and I ignored it because her sister personifies 'NO COUTH".

Wonttakeitanymore

How are u Dwight? Good to hear from you

billy a Loc: South Florida

Good to hear your "Voice of Wisdom"...My Mom and her sister used that expression "No couth", in a middle-class way. They would say "The woman has no "COOTS". It took me years to find out what they were talking about. You make God smile, Sir.

Dwight Logan

I am doing quite well, thank you. I have been here since December and when people ask how long, I tell them when The Pope becomes a Presbyterian. I AM BLESSED AND, FOR THE LAST MONTH, HAVE BEEN GIVING SERMONS ON MONDAYS.

AFTER MY FALL, I HAVE JUST ABOUT RELEARNED HOW TO WALK. I HAVE V**ED IN EVERY E******N SINCE iKE WAS E******N.

FDR WAS H**ED MORE THAN TRUMP, BUT YOU RARELY HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE AT THAT TIME IT WAS A FEDERAL CRIME TO DISGRACE THE PRESIDENCY. THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I HEARD THE WORD "S******N", BUT WE MAY BE HEARING ABOUT IT AGAIN. IT IS SOMEONE DOING SOMETHING WRONG AGAINST THE COUNTRY. IT IS WORSE THAN IMPEACHMENT, BUT LESS THAN TREASON.

IN 12 WEEKS i HAVE WRITTEN OVER 700 PAGES. EACH PAGE IS ABOUT 230 WORDS OR A TOTAL OF 161,000 WORDS, OR 37,000, OOO KEYSTROKES.