One Political Plaza - Home of politics
Home Active Topics Newest Pictures Search Login Register
General Chit-Chat (non-political talk)
While On The Subject Of Farts There Is Another Side To Them...Rating Them
Sep 12, 2021 19:00:29   #
woodguru
 
Okay, we have seen what they are and possibly how to reduce or eliminate them, but how about the other end of these spectrums...how potent are they and how to make them better/worse depending on the perspective.

I once heard guys rating a particularly odorous example that was at the very top of the epic scale, it cleared out the pool room and then started working across the bar...

They were rating sheer raw smell as a 12, and what they called hangtime as off the scale, it kept people out of a bar for almost 20 minutes.

So then when people wanted to know who that was I owned it, whereupon people wanted to know what the hell was in that. It was chili, pork and beans based chili...diced up onions and grated cheddar cheese added to each bowl. Two bowls for lunch, two bowls for dinner before going to the bar to shoot pool.

Chili would be at the top of the list, but there are some noteworthy runnerups...
fried potatoes and onions fried in bacon grease is a time tested recipe for making a car ride miserable

Reply
Sep 12, 2021 19:02:17   #
woodguru
 
And this is perhaps a bit racist to some, but asians that eat asian style diets do not fart, they just do not. I lived with a Hmong woman, and they say it's diet.

Reply
Sep 12, 2021 19:07:42   #
keepuphope Loc: Idaho
 
My grandson farted really loud today and as he was walking by me said...hashtag drive by. Lol .

Reply
 
 
Sep 12, 2021 19:28:18   #
Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon
 
woodguru wrote:
Okay, we have seen what they are and possibly how to reduce or eliminate them, but how about the other end of these spectrums...how potent are they and how to make them better/worse depending on the perspective.

I once heard guys rating a particularly odorous example that was at the very top of the epic scale, it cleared out the pool room and then started working across the bar...

They were rating sheer raw smell as a 12, and what they called hangtime as off the scale, it kept people out of a bar for almost 20 minutes.

So then when people wanted to know who that was I owned it, whereupon people wanted to know what the hell was in that. It was chili, pork and beans based chili...diced up onions and grated cheddar cheese added to each bowl. Two bowls for lunch, two bowls for dinner before going to the bar to shoot pool.

Chili would be at the top of the list, but there are some noteworthy runnerups...
fried potatoes and onions fried in bacon grease is a time tested recipe for making a car ride miserable
Okay, we have seen what they are and possibly how ... (show quote)


You really shouldn't post when you're completely stoned.

Reply
Sep 12, 2021 20:03:20   #
LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago
 
woodguru wrote:
Okay, we have seen what they are and possibly how to reduce or eliminate them, but how about the other end of these spectrums...how potent are they and how to make them better/worse depending on the perspective.

I once heard guys rating a particularly odorous example that was at the very top of the epic scale, it cleared out the pool room and then started working across the bar...

They were rating sheer raw smell as a 12, and what they called hangtime as off the scale, it kept people out of a bar for almost 20 minutes.

So then when people wanted to know who that was I owned it, whereupon people wanted to know what the hell was in that. It was chili, pork and beans based chili...diced up onions and grated cheddar cheese added to each bowl. Two bowls for lunch, two bowls for dinner before going to the bar to shoot pool.

Chili would be at the top of the list, but there are some noteworthy runnerups...
fried potatoes and onions fried in bacon grease is a time tested recipe for making a car ride miserable
Okay, we have seen what they are and possibly how ... (show quote)


Hey, don't knock woody. That was his most fact based post in weeks, or months. And we can normally rate his commentary as also a 12.

Reply
Sep 12, 2021 20:08:25   #
youngwilliam
 
LogicallyRight wrote:
Hey, don't knock woody. That was his most fact based post in weeks, or months. And we can normally rate his commentary as also a 12.


Surprised he didn't say the unvaxxed fart more than the vaxxed.😉

Reply
Sep 12, 2021 20:12:14   #
keepuphope Loc: Idaho
 
youngwilliam wrote:
Surprised he didn't say the unvaxxed fart more than the vaxxed.😉


Lol

Reply
 
 
Sep 12, 2021 21:10:57   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
woodguru wrote:
And this is perhaps a bit racist to some, but asians that eat asian style diets do not fart, they just do not. I lived with a Hmong woman, and they say it's diet.


Did the white, bird vet lady finally leave your.........um......

Well, whatever. Pickled eggs, onions, bologna, and beer.
That combo has destroyed more olfactory receptors than anything in recorded history.
Let's have a beer, Woodrow! Ain't gonna smoke none of your weed though.

Reply
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.
General Chit-Chat (non-political talk)
OnePoliticalPlaza.com - Forum
Copyright 2012-2021 IDF International Technologies, Inc.