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Sep 8, 2021 19:27:47   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
A Few Good Laughs...



*I lived in a houseboat for a while and started seeing the girl next door.

Eventually, we drifted apart.



*My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic.

I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it is going to be on my own Accord.



*A man tried to sell me a coffin today.

I told him, that's the last thing I need.



*The neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.

We had been his customers for 8 years. We had no idea he was a barber.



*100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.

Oh how the stables have turned.



*My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said something with a weak voice, "There's something I must confess."

"Shhh," I said "There's nothing to confess. Everything is alright."

"No, I must die in peace," he said, "I had sex with your sister, your best friend and your co-worker."

"I know" I whispered, "That's why I poisoned you... Now close your eyes."



*Did you hear about McDonald's trying to get into the high-end steakhouse market?

It was a Big McSteak.





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Sep 8, 2021 20:50:51   #
keepuphope Loc: Idaho
 
Love the memes

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Sep 9, 2021 05:48:49   #
PulletSurprise Loc: Columbus, GA
 

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Sep 9, 2021 14:47:10   #
America 1
 
dtucker300 wrote:
A Few Good Laughs...



*I lived in a houseboat for a while and started seeing the girl next door.

Eventually, we drifted apart.



*My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic.

I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it is going to be on my own Accord.



*A man tried to sell me a coffin today.

I told him, that's the last thing I need.



*The neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.

We had been his customers for 8 years. We had no idea he was a barber.



*100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.

Oh how the stables have turned.



*My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said something with a weak voice, "There's something I must confess."

"Shhh," I said "There's nothing to confess. Everything is alright."

"No, I must die in peace," he said, "I had sex with your sister, your best friend and your co-worker."

"I know" I whispered, "That's why I poisoned you... Now close your eyes."



*Did you hear about McDonald's trying to get into the high-end steakhouse market?

It was a Big McSteak.
A Few Good Laughs... br br br br *I lived in a... (show quote)


Kids are savvier at 5 than Biden at 78.

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Sep 9, 2021 19:52:11   #
Roamin' Catholic Loc: the Frozen Tundra
 
dtucker300 wrote:
A Few Good Laughs...



*I lived in a houseboat for a while and started seeing the girl next door.

Eventually, we drifted apart.



*My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic.

I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it is going to be on my own Accord.



*A man tried to sell me a coffin today.

I told him, that's the last thing I need.



*The neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.

We had been his customers for 8 years. We had no idea he was a barber.



*100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.

Oh how the stables have turned.



*My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said something with a weak voice, "There's something I must confess."

"Shhh," I said "There's nothing to confess. Everything is alright."

"No, I must die in peace," he said, "I had sex with your sister, your best friend and your co-worker."

"I know" I whispered, "That's why I poisoned you... Now close your eyes."



*Did you hear about McDonald's trying to get into the high-end steakhouse market?

It was a Big McSteak.
A Few Good Laughs... br br br br *I lived in a... (show quote)


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