A Few Good Laughs...
*I lived in a houseboat for a while and started seeing the girl next door.
Eventually, we drifted apart.
*My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic.
I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it is going to be on my own Accord.
*A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him, that's the last thing I need.
*The neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.
We had been his customers for 8 years. We had no idea he was a barber.
*100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.
Oh how the stables have turned.
*My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said something with a weak voice, "There's something I must confess."
"Shhh," I said "There's nothing to confess. Everything is alright."
"No, I must die in peace," he said, "I had sex with your sister, your best friend and your co-worker."
"I know" I whispered, "That's why I poisoned you... Now close your eyes."
*Did you hear about McDonald's trying to get into the high-end steakhouse market?
It was a Big McSteak.
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