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Jul 26, 2021 09:43:28   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed,
make a doctor's appointment.
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.

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Jul 26, 2021 10:04:21   #
Parky60 Loc: People's Republic of Illinois
 
permafrost wrote:
Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed,
make a doctor's appointment.
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Sunday Morning Sex br Upon hearing that her elderl... (show quote)

Good one!

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Jul 26, 2021 10:50:43   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
permafrost wrote:
Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed,
make a doctor's appointment.
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Sunday Morning Sex br Upon hearing that her elderl... (show quote)

I've heard this one before, Frosty, but I never get tired of hearing it again

Thanks for sharing.

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Jul 26, 2021 11:58:44   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
permafrost wrote:
Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed,
make a doctor's appointment.
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Sunday Morning Sex br Upon hearing that her elderl... (show quote)



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Jul 26, 2021 13:33:11   #
Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon
 
permafrost wrote:
Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed,
make a doctor's appointment.
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Sunday Morning Sex br Upon hearing that her elderl... (show quote)



Quite funny Perm, thanks for the levity.

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Jul 27, 2021 09:06:26   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
slatten49 wrote:
I've heard this one before, Frosty, but I never get tired of hearing it again

Thanks for sharing.


I have also, but I need to get away from the angry stuff I have got myself into..

glad it was still amusing for all..

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Jul 27, 2021 09:09:09   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
thanks for the replies,, I need a chuckle now and than to try and stay my level self.. LOL....

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Jul 28, 2021 20:06:45   #
elledee
 
I don't care who you are THAT'S FUNNY!!!!

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Jul 29, 2021 15:10:34   #
Cockcajun
 
permafrost wrote:
Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed,
make a doctor's appointment.
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Sunday Morning Sex br Upon hearing that her elderl... (show quote)

Awesome

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