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Jun 9, 2021 09:13:00   #
moldyoldy
 
Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home. When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it.
After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes and singing and dancing while he did so. He grabbed his phone and dialed a number. His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting with someone.
"Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then I will join you," he said. "As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and I had met earlier. See you soon, honey!"
Then he hung up and walked out of the room.
In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter.
Through teary and bleary eyes, she read:
I could see your feet you i***t, I am going out to buy some bread."
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Jun 10, 2021 04:52:50   #
Jlw Loc: Wisconsin
 
moldyoldy wrote:
Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home. When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it.
After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes and singing and dancing while he did so. He grabbed his phone and dialed a number. His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting with someone.
"Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then I will join you," he said. "As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and I had met earlier. See you soon, honey!"
Then he hung up and walked out of the room.
In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter.
Through teary and bleary eyes, she read:
I could see your feet you i***t, I am going out to buy some bread."
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And here I was hoping that it was you that was leaving

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Jun 10, 2021 06:33:09   #
America 1 Loc: South Miami
 
moldyoldy wrote:
Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home. When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it.
After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes and singing and dancing while he did so. He grabbed his phone and dialed a number. His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting with someone.
"Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then I will join you," he said. "As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and I had met earlier. See you soon, honey!"
Then he hung up and walked out of the room.
In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter.
Through teary and bleary eyes, she read:
I could see your feet you i***t, I am going out to buy some bread."
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That joke is so old it is moldy.

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Jun 10, 2021 09:55:48   #
moldyoldy
 
You two love it, you just can’t admit it.

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Jun 10, 2021 15:40:42   #
Rose42
 
moldyoldy wrote:
Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home. When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it.
After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes and singing and dancing while he did so. He grabbed his phone and dialed a number. His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting with someone.
"Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then I will join you," he said. "As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and I had met earlier. See you soon, honey!"
Then he hung up and walked out of the room.
In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter.
Through teary and bleary eyes, she read:
I could see your feet you i***t, I am going out to buy some bread."
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Thats a good one!

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Jun 11, 2021 08:55:36   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
moldyoldy wrote:
Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she was tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home. When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it.
After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes and singing and dancing while he did so. He grabbed his phone and dialed a number. His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting with someone.
"Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then I will join you," he said. "As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and I had met earlier. See you soon, honey!"
Then he hung up and walked out of the room.
In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter.
Through teary and bleary eyes, she read:
I could see your feet you i***t, I am going out to buy some bread."
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Lol~~

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Jun 11, 2021 18:51:55   #
Mikeyavelli
 
lindajoy wrote:
Lol~~


...what husband just goes out to buy bread?
Beer maybe...

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Jun 11, 2021 19:55:58   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
...what husband just goes out to buy bread?
Beer maybe...


Beer, absolutely, bread~~ wellllllllllll uhhhhmmmmm No....

Wait, if he’s looking for a rise, he’s in the wrong isle... Then again, bread does start with dough so on second thought but wait~~ bread is also dough sooooo, nevahhhhhhhh mind... Better just stick with the beer..😎🤗🤦🏻‍♀️😇

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Jun 11, 2021 21:03:09   #
moldyoldy
 
lindajoy wrote:
Beer, absolutely, bread~~ wellllllllllll uhhhhmmmmm No....

Wait, if he’s looking for a rise, he’s in the wrong isle... Then again, bread does start with dough so on second thought but wait~~ bread is also dough sooooo, nevahhhhhhhh mind... Better just stick with the beer..😎🤗🤦🏻‍♀️😇



Beer is brewed from cereal grains—most commonly from malted barley, though wheat, maize (corn), rice, and oats are also used.
Just like bread.

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Jun 11, 2021 21:46:03   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
moldyoldy wrote:
Beer is brewed from cereal grains—most commonly from malted barley, though wheat, maize (corn), rice, and oats are also used.
Just like bread.


Lolol moldy~~ long time ago I tried making beer a friend swore was the best~~ ha, not when I “ tried “?to make it!!

“Blue Loon” light ale beer kit too, came with all the ingredients.. I think I blew it when letting it ferment??? Not cold enough?? Anyway, thanks the memory...

So ya mean bread or beer will do for making it but not if searching for the hook up ???

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Jun 11, 2021 22:09:21   #
moldyoldy
 
lindajoy wrote:
Lolol moldy~~ long time ago I tried making beer a friend swore was the best~~ ha, not when I “ tried “?to make it!!

“Blue Loon” light ale beer kit too, came with all the ingredients.. I think I blew it when letting it ferment??? Not cold enough?? Anyway, thanks the memory...

So ya mean bread or beer will do for making it but not if searching for the hook up ???


I knew some guys who made beer, but I think it was just something to talk about not to enjoy.

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Jun 11, 2021 22:50:16   #
Mikeyavelli
 
moldyoldy wrote:
I knew some guys who made beer, but I think it was just something to talk about not to enjoy.


Know guys who make beer...tasting it is an exercise in diplomacy.
It only gets good when we switch to Bourbon.

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Jun 12, 2021 00:10:41   #
moldyoldy
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Know guys who make beer...tasting it is an exercise in diplomacy.
It only gets good when we switch to Bourbon.


Jack Daniels.

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Jun 12, 2021 05:37:00   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
moldyoldy wrote:
I knew some guys who made beer, but I think it was just something to talk about not to enjoy.


For me it was just something to learn~~Not really a beer drinker, but wanted to see if I could learn how... Better off just buying it ...lolol

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Jun 12, 2021 05:39:48   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Know guys who make beer...tasting it is an exercise in diplomacy.
It only gets good when we switch to Bourbon.


Lololol 👍👍 For me only better with Hypnotiq or a red ...

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