Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

debeda

Lolololhahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣😂

F.D.R.

True story: Years ago late one night I was doing 90mph on the Jersey turnpike when flashing lights appeared in my rear view mirror. I pulled over and the trooper came up and asked "where's the fire?" I responded there's no fire but I really have to go to the bathroom. The trooper smiled and said "I know how you feel, follow me" and with lights flashing he escorted me to the nearest exit into a gas station and waited till I entered the men's room. When I came out he was gone.

Mikeyavelli

Now I am going to have to buy a Corvette.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

good one...

Y360AZ

I think he's been telling troupers that for most of his life.