EmilyD

Masks have been the greatest way for us to distinguish between morally superior people and all the evil selfish people. But how will the world know what a good person you are when masks are no longer required?

Here are 10 easy ways to keep feeling morally superior once the p******c is over:

Never stop wearing a mask as long as you live: This is probably the simplest solution. Wear your mask forever. Breathe in that sweet, sweet, moral superiority and CO2.

Start a podcast about your time wearing a mask: Bring in co-hosts who also wore masks, and talk about how you wore masks. As a bonus, do it while wearing a mask.

Get a tattoo of your mask on your face: There's no better way of reminding everyone how important masks used to be and how important you were for wearing one.

Start an HOA in your suburban neighborhood: Oh-- you already started one? Of course you did!

Declare a climate emergency and switch to an all-bug diet: Bugs are the most morally superior thing to eat. Also, be rich and drive an electric car. Shame all people who do not do the same.

Punch a white male in the face every day: If you're not already doing this, what the heck is wrong with you? Go punch a white male in his dumb white face!

Travel only by train for the rest of your life: Trains are more moral than cars. Don't ask us why. We're actually not sure why but we're looking into it. If you don't have a train nearby due to living in a r****t Republican area, just ride a bike instead.

Drone strike a Middle-Eastern country: Obama, the Child of Light and Son of Hope did this often. Follow in the footsteps of Barack.

Become a Christian: Religious people are known for how morally superior they believe themselves to be. You'll fit right in!

Become an atheist: If there's anyone even more morally superior than a Christian, it's an atheist!

There you have it! You can't go wrong with this list! You are a good person just for reading it. Go and show the world how much better you are than them!

Don't worry fam-- we here at The Babylon Bee are morality experts. We got you. https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-feel-morally-superior-to-everyone-when-masks-are-no-longer-required

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

😄😄😄😄👍👍👍👍👍 Excellent post!!! I ❤ Babylonbee!!!

Weasel Loc: In the Great State Of Indiana!!

THANK YOU FOR THIS POST

EmilyD

I feel morally superior for doing so...😎

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SWMBO

Great post. Thank you!!

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

A bit of humor always good! Thanks for a great way to start the day~~😂🤣

DASHY

How did mask wearing become such a political football, triggering conflict and rage?. Am I bad person if I didn't read your list? Refusing to wear a mask is a little bit like driving drunk. Drink all night, stumble into your car and head down the road, putting everyone in your path in danger.

hdjimv Loc: South Dakota

archie bunker Loc: Texas

I hope you had your mask on when you typed that.

Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon

Thanks for the wokeness on mask protocol.😷😂

Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon

The China bio weapon was intended to be used as a political weapon ..

EmilyD

Sounds to me like you read some of it... 😷

currahee506

Great post. I would change "become a Christian" to this: "Become a f**e-Christian" and virtue-signal all the "non-maskers." A "f**e-Christian" is one who thinks the "Resurrection of Christ on the third day" and the stories of the Torah are just religious myths that make a moral point "whether they are literal or not, to believe it doesn't make any difference." A "real Christian is one who believes that Jesus Christ is God the Son, i.e, the literal Incarnation.

DASHY

Speaking of Incarnation: Don't forget about the Adam and Eve story. All of humanity descended from this busy couple. One approach to this story is that god originally created a dual human being possessing two bodies attached at the back, one male and one female until god separated them so they could procreate between themselves. Are you a real or a f**e Christian if you believe this one?

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

As I thought Liberals have no sense of humor....😄