Report: Melinda Gates Filed For Divorce After Discovering Windows 95 Launch Video
May 5, 2021 16:55:27 #
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-melinda-gates-filed-for-divorce-after-discovering-windows-95-launch-video
MEDINA, WA—According to anonymous sources, Melinda Gates filed for divorce from her husband Bill after discovering a shocking video of him dancing on stage to "Start Me Up" by The Rolling Stones during the Windows 95 launch.
"Oh my gosh- my husband is a total dork," said a shocked Melinda Gates, according to one witness. "How could he have hidden this from me for so long? How could I have been so blind? Why did Bill hide this dark secret from me?"
Friends of the family say she quickly filed for divorce citing "irreconcilable differences", likely due to Bill's dark and dorky past.
"He always told me he was a cool guy and a really great dancer, and I believed him. I've been living a lie."
Sources also say that since the couple had no prenuptial agreement, Melinda will get Bill's entire fortune, leaving him only with Zune.
The entire clip has been leaked on YouTube and can be viewed below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAkuJXGldrM&t=24s
MEDINA, WA—According to anonymous sources, Melinda Gates filed for divorce from her husband Bill after discovering a shocking video of him dancing on stage to "Start Me Up" by The Rolling Stones during the Windows 95 launch.
"Oh my gosh- my husband is a total dork," said a shocked Melinda Gates, according to one witness. "How could he have hidden this from me for so long? How could I have been so blind? Why did Bill hide this dark secret from me?"
Friends of the family say she quickly filed for divorce citing "irreconcilable differences", likely due to Bill's dark and dorky past.
"He always told me he was a cool guy and a really great dancer, and I believed him. I've been living a lie."
Sources also say that since the couple had no prenuptial agreement, Melinda will get Bill's entire fortune, leaving him only with Zune.
The entire clip has been leaked on YouTube and can be viewed below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAkuJXGldrM&t=24s
May 5, 2021 17:13:13 #
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
Is this a joke???
May 5, 2021 17:17:39 #
May 5, 2021 17:56:02 #
May 5, 2021 18:39:54 #
The Ms. wrote:
Thanks.... she had to know he was a dork..... we knew.
If you ask me, they're both dorks.
Gates and Zuckerberg look like they could be related. Just my opinion...
May 5, 2021 19:11:58 #
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
If you ask me, they're both dorks.
Gates and Zuckerberg look like they could be related. Just my opinion...
Gates and Zuckerberg look like they could be related. Just my opinion...
👍👍👍Dufus looking...
May 6, 2021 00:49:01 #
May 6, 2021 11:58:38 #
billy a
Loc: South Florida
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
If you ask me, they're both dorks.
Gates and Zuckerberg look like they could be related. Just my opinion...
Gates and Zuckerberg look like they could be related. Just my opinion...
If I had HALF their money, you could call me names all the doo-dah-day...
May 6, 2021 12:56:36 #
billy a wrote:
If I had HALF their money, you could call me names all the doo-dah-day...
But then we wouldn’t like you!
May 6, 2021 16:15:16 #
Its ironic that the man who wants to control so much of the world is asking for some privacy.
May 6, 2021 16:49:49 #
Rose42 wrote:
Its ironic that the man who wants to control so much of the world is asking for some privacy.
👍👍👍
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