One Eyed Old Cowboy
May 4, 2021 17:12:15 #
One Eyed Old Cowboy
A one eyed old cowboy named Buck was riding on the range with his trusted horse Charcoal. Buck had lost an eye in the Indian wars and had a glass eye. He was riding close to a deep canyon one day when a rattle snake scared ol Charcoal and he reared up on his hind legs. Buck said “whoa Charcoal whoa Charcoal were close to the cliff, 500 foot drop off Charcoal.
Charcoal settled down and then a prairie dog startled Charcoal again and again Charcoal reared up on his hind legs Buck again said “whoa Charcoal whoa Charcoal were close to the cliff, 500 foot drop off Charcoal. “
No sooner did Charcoal get settled down than a hawk going after the prairie dog scared Charcoal again and this time they were right on the edge of the cliff. Buck said whoa Charcoal 500 foot drop off Charcoal, then Buck took his glass eye out, stuck it under Charcoal’s tail and said “see for yourself Charcoal”.
A one eyed old cowboy named Buck was riding on the range with his trusted horse Charcoal. Buck had lost an eye in the Indian wars and had a glass eye. He was riding close to a deep canyon one day when a rattle snake scared ol Charcoal and he reared up on his hind legs. Buck said “whoa Charcoal whoa Charcoal were close to the cliff, 500 foot drop off Charcoal.
Charcoal settled down and then a prairie dog startled Charcoal again and again Charcoal reared up on his hind legs Buck again said “whoa Charcoal whoa Charcoal were close to the cliff, 500 foot drop off Charcoal. “
No sooner did Charcoal get settled down than a hawk going after the prairie dog scared Charcoal again and this time they were right on the edge of the cliff. Buck said whoa Charcoal 500 foot drop off Charcoal, then Buck took his glass eye out, stuck it under Charcoal’s tail and said “see for yourself Charcoal”.
May 4, 2021 18:17:13 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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Hilarious. I broke out laughing and my husband What’s funny? So I read it to him and we both laughed. I must admit I laughed the hardest and it was funny, but not that funny. Must have been release after a horrendous day. Thank you.
May 4, 2021 19:04:14 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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One of the most brutal insults I heard a little league player lay on an umpire was “why don’t you turn around bend over and use your good eye!”
May 4, 2021 19:05:47 #
Kevyn wrote:
One of the most brutal insults I heard a little league player lay on an umpire was “why don’t you turn around bend over and use your good eye!”
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