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May 2, 2021 17:33:16   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-ejects-catcher-for-making-multiple-r****t-gestures

MLB Umpire Ejects Catcher For Making Multiple R****t Gestures
May 1st, 2021 - BabylonBee.com

CINCINNATI, OH—A catcher for the Cincinnati Reds was ejected from a home game today after he was caught flashing several r****t hand signals to the pitcher.

"We are shocked and saddened by this overt display of w***e s*******y from one of our players," said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred. "This is not who we are. We stand with the BIPOC community who is no doubt feeling so much pain and trauma after being forced to see such horrific r****m during one of our games."

According to witnesses, Cincinnati catcher Bugs "Sluggo" O'Callahan flashed several evil hand signals during the game, including:

The one-finger signal, which represents the desire for one race to reign supreme
The two-finger signal, which represents one woman and one man in marriage
The three-finger signal, a top-secret gesture meaning "white power"
The fingers extended and joined signal, which means "Heil Hitler"


"This is ridiculous! those signs mean "fast ball", "curve ball", "slider", and "change up!" said O'Callahan. "We've been using those signals forever! I did nothing wrong!"

After a month of anti-r****t training and threats against his family and all else he held dear, he revised his statement, saying: "I apologize to all who were hurt by my insensitive hand gestures and I stand in solidarity with all who have experienced injustice at the hands of w***e s*******y."

The entire Cincinnati Reds team has elected to amputate their hands to ensure this doesn't happen in the future.



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May 2, 2021 17:42:29   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-ejects-catcher-for-making-multiple-r****t-gestures

MLB Umpire Ejects Catcher For Making Multiple R****t Gestures
May 1st, 2021 - BabylonBee.com

CINCINNATI, OH—A catcher for the Cincinnati Reds was ejected from a home game today after he was caught flashing several r****t hand signals to the pitcher.

"We are shocked and saddened by this overt display of w***e s*******y from one of our players," said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred. "This is not who we are. We stand with the BIPOC community who is no doubt feeling so much pain and trauma after being forced to see such horrific r****m during one of our games."

According to witnesses, Cincinnati catcher Bugs "Sluggo" O'Callahan flashed several evil hand signals during the game, including:

The one-finger signal, which represents the desire for one race to reign supreme
The two-finger signal, which represents one woman and one man in marriage
The three-finger signal, a top-secret gesture meaning "white power"
The fingers extended and joined signal, which means "Heil Hitler"


"This is ridiculous! those signs mean "fast ball", "curve ball", "slider", and "change up!" said O'Callahan. "We've been using those signals forever! I did nothing wrong!"

After a month of anti-r****t training and threats against his family and all else he held dear, he revised his statement, saying: "I apologize to all who were hurt by my insensitive hand gestures and I stand in solidarity with all who have experienced injustice at the hands of w***e s*******y."

The entire Cincinnati Reds team has elected to amputate their hands to ensure this doesn't happen in the future.
https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-ejects-catc... (show quote)


That photo has been altered.

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May 2, 2021 17:49:53   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
lpnmajor wrote:
That photo has been altered.


At what point are you EVER going to understand satire? Rhetorical question? The answer continues to be obvious, never!

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May 2, 2021 18:04:56   #
Gatsby
 
AuntiE wrote:
At what point are you EVER going to understand satire? Rhetorical question? The answer continues to be obvious, never!


I reckon that liberals have elevated gullibility to an art form.

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May 2, 2021 18:34:56   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Gatsby wrote:
I reckon that liberals have elevated gullibility to an art form.


One would think, after all this time, he would remember BabylonBee is a satire site. Of course, as a liberal, he may just be being the usual obstreperous type they tend to be.

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May 2, 2021 18:55:26   #
Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-ejects-catcher-for-making-multiple-r****t-gestures

MLB Umpire Ejects Catcher For Making Multiple R****t Gestures
May 1st, 2021 - BabylonBee.com

CINCINNATI, OH—A catcher for the Cincinnati Reds was ejected from a home game today after he was caught flashing several r****t hand signals to the pitcher.

"We are shocked and saddened by this overt display of w***e s*******y from one of our players," said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred. "This is not who we are. We stand with the BIPOC community who is no doubt feeling so much pain and trauma after being forced to see such horrific r****m during one of our games."

According to witnesses, Cincinnati catcher Bugs "Sluggo" O'Callahan flashed several evil hand signals during the game, including:

The one-finger signal, which represents the desire for one race to reign supreme
The two-finger signal, which represents one woman and one man in marriage
The three-finger signal, a top-secret gesture meaning "white power"
The fingers extended and joined signal, which means "Heil Hitler"


"This is ridiculous! those signs mean "fast ball", "curve ball", "slider", and "change up!" said O'Callahan. "We've been using those signals forever! I did nothing wrong!"

After a month of anti-r****t training and threats against his family and all else he held dear, he revised his statement, saying: "I apologize to all who were hurt by my insensitive hand gestures and I stand in solidarity with all who have experienced injustice at the hands of w***e s*******y."

The entire Cincinnati Reds team has elected to amputate their hands to ensure this doesn't happen in the future.
https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-ejects-catc... (show quote)




At the feverish pace on the path of pathetic ideas, woke has to be the biggest hairbrained trends in a long time.

This joke could become reality.

Here in Oregon, we're so woke here that a school is dropping "evergreen" as it's mascot because black people could be hanged from them.

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May 2, 2021 18:58:43   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Michael Rich wrote:
At the feverish pace on the path of pathetic ideas, woke has to be the biggest hairbrained trends in a long time.

This joke could become reality.

Here in Oregon, we're so woke here that a school is dropping "evergreen" as it's mascot because black people could be hanged from them.


I read about that a week or two ago. Utterly ridiculous!!!!

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May 2, 2021 20:02:25   #
jeff smith
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-ejects-catcher-for-making-multiple-r****t-gestures

MLB Umpire Ejects Catcher For Making Multiple R****t Gestures
May 1st, 2021 - BabylonBee.com

CINCINNATI, OH—A catcher for the Cincinnati Reds was ejected from a home game today after he was caught flashing several r****t hand signals to the pitcher.

"We are shocked and saddened by this overt display of w***e s*******y from one of our players," said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred. "This is not who we are. We stand with the BIPOC community who is no doubt feeling so much pain and trauma after being forced to see such horrific r****m during one of our games."

According to witnesses, Cincinnati catcher Bugs "Sluggo" O'Callahan flashed several evil hand signals during the game, including:

The one-finger signal, which represents the desire for one race to reign supreme
The two-finger signal, which represents one woman and one man in marriage
The three-finger signal, a top-secret gesture meaning "white power"
The fingers extended and joined signal, which means "Heil Hitler"


"This is ridiculous! those signs mean "fast ball", "curve ball", "slider", and "change up!" said O'Callahan. "We've been using those signals forever! I did nothing wrong!"

After a month of anti-r****t training and threats against his family and all else he held dear, he revised his statement, saying: "I apologize to all who were hurt by my insensitive hand gestures and I stand in solidarity with all who have experienced injustice at the hands of w***e s*******y."

The entire Cincinnati Reds team has elected to amputate their hands to ensure this doesn't happen in the future.
https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-ejects-catc... (show quote)


that ump should be canceled ! as O' Callahan stated . those are pitching signs . not a thing concerning r****m .
iguess that any one could say if i wave hello to a friend it could be a r****t jester . i hope woke goes broke their full of h**e .

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May 3, 2021 09:26:33   #
America 1 Loc: South Miami
 
lpnmajor wrote:
That photo has been altered.


You are awarded the middle finger.

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May 4, 2021 06:28:47   #
Gman65
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-ejects-catcher-for-making-multiple-r****t-gestures

MLB Umpire Ejects Catcher For Making Multiple R****t Gestures
May 1st, 2021 - BabylonBee.com

CINCINNATI, OH—A catcher for the Cincinnati Reds was ejected from a home game today after he was caught flashing several r****t hand signals to the pitcher.

"We are shocked and saddened by this overt display of w***e s*******y from one of our players," said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred. "This is not who we are. We stand with the BIPOC community who is no doubt feeling so much pain and trauma after being forced to see such horrific r****m during one of our games."

According to witnesses, Cincinnati catcher Bugs "Sluggo" O'Callahan flashed several evil hand signals during the game, including:

The one-finger signal, which represents the desire for one race to reign supreme
The two-finger signal, which represents one woman and one man in marriage
The three-finger signal, a top-secret gesture meaning "white power"
The fingers extended and joined signal, which means "Heil Hitler"


"This is ridiculous! those signs mean "fast ball", "curve ball", "slider", and "change up!" said O'Callahan. "We've been using those signals forever! I did nothing wrong!"

After a month of anti-r****t training and threats against his family and all else he held dear, he revised his statement, saying: "I apologize to all who were hurt by my insensitive hand gestures and I stand in solidarity with all who have experienced injustice at the hands of w***e s*******y."

The entire Cincinnati Reds team has elected to amputate their hands to ensure this doesn't happen in the future.
https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-ejects-catc... (show quote)


Now that was funny. Thanks

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