MLB Umpire Ejects Catcher For...
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-ejects-catcher-for-making-multiple-r****t-gesturesMLB Umpire Ejects Catcher For Making Multiple R****t GesturesMay 1st, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
CINCINNATI, OH—A catcher for the Cincinnati Reds was ejected from a home game today after he was caught flashing several r****t hand signals to the pitcher.
"We are shocked and saddened by this overt display of w***e s*******y from one of our players," said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred. "This is not who we are. We stand with the BIPOC community who is no doubt feeling so much pain and trauma after being forced to see such horrific r****m during one of our games."
According to witnesses, Cincinnati catcher Bugs "Sluggo" O'Callahan flashed several evil hand signals during the game, including:
The one-finger signal, which represents the desire for one race to reign supreme
The two-finger signal, which represents one woman and one man in marriage
The three-finger signal, a top-secret gesture meaning "white power"
The fingers extended and joined signal, which means "Heil Hitler" "This is ridiculous! those signs mean "fast ball", "curve ball", "slider", and "change up!" said O'Callahan. "We've been using those signals forever! I did nothing wrong!"
After a month of anti-r****t training and threats against his family and all else he held dear, he revised his statement, saying: "I apologize to all who were hurt by my insensitive hand gestures and I stand in solidarity with all who have experienced injustice at the hands of w***e s*******y."
The entire Cincinnati Reds team has elected to amputate their hands to ensure this doesn't happen in the future.
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-ejects-catcher-for-making-multiple-r****t-gestures
MLB Umpire Ejects Catcher For Making Multiple R****t Gestures
May 1st, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
CINCINNATI, OH—A catcher for the Cincinnati Reds was ejected from a home game today after he was caught flashing several r****t hand signals to the pitcher.
"We are shocked and saddened by this overt display of w***e s*******y from one of our players," said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred. "This is not who we are. We stand with the BIPOC community who is no doubt feeling so much pain and trauma after being forced to see such horrific r****m during one of our games."
According to witnesses, Cincinnati catcher Bugs "Sluggo" O'Callahan flashed several evil hand signals during the game, including:
The one-finger signal, which represents the desire for one race to reign supreme
The two-finger signal, which represents one woman and one man in marriage
The three-finger signal, a top-secret gesture meaning "white power"
The fingers extended and joined signal, which means "Heil Hitler"
"This is ridiculous! those signs mean "fast ball", "curve ball", "slider", and "change up!" said O'Callahan. "We've been using those signals forever! I did nothing wrong!"
After a month of anti-r****t training and threats against his family and all else he held dear, he revised his statement, saying: "I apologize to all who were hurt by my insensitive hand gestures and I stand in solidarity with all who have experienced injustice at the hands of w***e s*******y."
The entire Cincinnati Reds team has elected to amputate their hands to ensure this doesn't happen in the future.
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That photo has been altered.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
lpnmajor wrote:
That photo has been altered.
At what point are you
EVER going to understand satire? Rhetorical question? The answer continues to be obvious,
never!
AuntiE wrote:
At what point are you EVER going to understand satire? Rhetorical question? The answer continues to be obvious, never!
I reckon that liberals have elevated gullibility to an art form.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
One would think, after all this time, he would remember
BabylonBee is a satire site. Of course, as a liberal, he may just be being the usual obstreperous type they tend to be.
AuntiE wrote:
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MLB Umpire Ejects Catcher For Making Multiple R****t Gestures
May 1st, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
CINCINNATI, OH—A catcher for the Cincinnati Reds was ejected from a home game today after he was caught flashing several r****t hand signals to the pitcher.
"We are shocked and saddened by this overt display of w***e s*******y from one of our players," said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred. "This is not who we are. We stand with the BIPOC community who is no doubt feeling so much pain and trauma after being forced to see such horrific r****m during one of our games."
According to witnesses, Cincinnati catcher Bugs "Sluggo" O'Callahan flashed several evil hand signals during the game, including:
The one-finger signal, which represents the desire for one race to reign supreme
The two-finger signal, which represents one woman and one man in marriage
The three-finger signal, a top-secret gesture meaning "white power"
The fingers extended and joined signal, which means "Heil Hitler"
"This is ridiculous! those signs mean "fast ball", "curve ball", "slider", and "change up!" said O'Callahan. "We've been using those signals forever! I did nothing wrong!"
After a month of anti-r****t training and threats against his family and all else he held dear, he revised his statement, saying: "I apologize to all who were hurt by my insensitive hand gestures and I stand in solidarity with all who have experienced injustice at the hands of w***e s*******y."
The entire Cincinnati Reds team has elected to amputate their hands to ensure this doesn't happen in the future.
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At the feverish pace on the path of pathetic ideas, woke has to be the biggest hairbrained trends in a long time.
This joke could become reality.
Here in Oregon, we're so woke here that a school is dropping "evergreen" as it's mascot because black people could be hanged from them.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Michael Rich wrote:
At the feverish pace on the path of pathetic ideas, woke has to be the biggest hairbrained trends in a long time.
This joke could become reality.
Here in Oregon, we're so woke here that a school is dropping "evergreen" as it's mascot because black people could be hanged from them.
I read about that a week or two ago. Utterly ridiculous!!!!
AuntiE wrote:
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MLB Umpire Ejects Catcher For Making Multiple R****t Gestures
May 1st, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
CINCINNATI, OH—A catcher for the Cincinnati Reds was ejected from a home game today after he was caught flashing several r****t hand signals to the pitcher.
"We are shocked and saddened by this overt display of w***e s*******y from one of our players," said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred. "This is not who we are. We stand with the BIPOC community who is no doubt feeling so much pain and trauma after being forced to see such horrific r****m during one of our games."
According to witnesses, Cincinnati catcher Bugs "Sluggo" O'Callahan flashed several evil hand signals during the game, including:
The one-finger signal, which represents the desire for one race to reign supreme
The two-finger signal, which represents one woman and one man in marriage
The three-finger signal, a top-secret gesture meaning "white power"
The fingers extended and joined signal, which means "Heil Hitler"
"This is ridiculous! those signs mean "fast ball", "curve ball", "slider", and "change up!" said O'Callahan. "We've been using those signals forever! I did nothing wrong!"
After a month of anti-r****t training and threats against his family and all else he held dear, he revised his statement, saying: "I apologize to all who were hurt by my insensitive hand gestures and I stand in solidarity with all who have experienced injustice at the hands of w***e s*******y."
The entire Cincinnati Reds team has elected to amputate their hands to ensure this doesn't happen in the future.
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that ump should be canceled ! as O' Callahan stated . those are pitching signs . not a thing concerning r****m .
iguess that any one could say if i wave hello to a friend it could be a r****t jester . i hope woke goes broke their full of h**e .
lpnmajor wrote:
That photo has been altered.
You are awarded the middle finger.
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-ejects-catcher-for-making-multiple-r****t-gestures
MLB Umpire Ejects Catcher For Making Multiple R****t Gestures
May 1st, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
CINCINNATI, OH—A catcher for the Cincinnati Reds was ejected from a home game today after he was caught flashing several r****t hand signals to the pitcher.
"We are shocked and saddened by this overt display of w***e s*******y from one of our players," said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred. "This is not who we are. We stand with the BIPOC community who is no doubt feeling so much pain and trauma after being forced to see such horrific r****m during one of our games."
According to witnesses, Cincinnati catcher Bugs "Sluggo" O'Callahan flashed several evil hand signals during the game, including:
The one-finger signal, which represents the desire for one race to reign supreme
The two-finger signal, which represents one woman and one man in marriage
The three-finger signal, a top-secret gesture meaning "white power"
The fingers extended and joined signal, which means "Heil Hitler"
"This is ridiculous! those signs mean "fast ball", "curve ball", "slider", and "change up!" said O'Callahan. "We've been using those signals forever! I did nothing wrong!"
After a month of anti-r****t training and threats against his family and all else he held dear, he revised his statement, saying: "I apologize to all who were hurt by my insensitive hand gestures and I stand in solidarity with all who have experienced injustice at the hands of w***e s*******y."
The entire Cincinnati Reds team has elected to amputate their hands to ensure this doesn't happen in the future.
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Now that was funny. Thanks
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