I don't know, look the roads called a "black top"? There are "over passes", "passing zones", for what, to hit on a babe? Remember what the late George Carlin said, parking in your drive way & driving on the parkway? Maybe these all have double meanings. Then, there's the names of some roads? Then again, maybe not. Hope you have a nice day PR, take care.
Okay, so the Transportation Secretary has discovered a problem...what, Big Boss Man are you going to DO about it ? That IS your job, right? Or are you going to turn your position into a crying-closet about past projects and go on the news whining about it ? Knock it all down and build Yellow Brick Roads? What is your SOLUTION, Mr/Mrs Secretary???