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An old one but still funny!
Mar 7, 2021 16:39:22   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
An old one but still funny!






A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some homework."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, "Ok, ok, we were watching porn."

Dad says, "What? At your age, I didn't even know what porn was."

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.



Robot for sale!

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Mar 7, 2021 17:28:08   #
Gatsby
 
dtucker300 wrote:
An old one but still funny!






A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some homework."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, "Ok, ok, we were watching porn."

Dad says, "What? At your age, I didn't even know what porn was."

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.



Robot for sale!
An old one but still funny! br br br br ... (show quote)


Best laugh I've had all week, THANK YOU

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Mar 7, 2021 17:52:12   #
JW
 
dtucker300 wrote:
An old one but still funny!






A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some homework."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, "Ok, ok, we were watching porn."

Dad says, "What? At your age, I didn't even know what porn was."

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.



Robot for sale!
An old one but still funny! br br br br ... (show quote)


Great, all around...

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Mar 8, 2021 16:26:18   #
EmilyD
 
dtucker300 wrote:
An old one but still funny!






A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some homework."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, "Ok, ok, we were watching porn."

Dad says, "What? At your age, I didn't even know what porn was."

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.



Robot for sale!
An old one but still funny! br br br br ... (show quote)


HAH!!! Great laugh! It may be an old joke, but I've never heard it before!

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