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Feb 20, 2021 08:06:41   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
A fairly new Floridian wanted to get to know his fellow Floridians, so he went to a home for senior citizens - what they call a home for assisted living.

As he walked in, he encountered what looked like a 95 year old woman and he looks at her and says, "Do you know who I am?"

And she says, "Son, I don't know who you are".

And he says, "Look at me, come on. You don't know who I am??"

And she says, "I'm so sorry my little boy, but I don't know who you are".

He says, "How can you not know who I am? I am the celebrity of today. I am on television all the time and look at my hairdo, look at my height, look at my stature, look at the way I speak. Everyone in the *world* knows me!"

She says, "Sir, I don't know who you are!"

He gets very very upset. He starts hollering, "This can't be! How can you not know who I am?! Nobody is ignorant of my existence and my identity. Now tell me, you must know, who *am* I?

Another lady who must've been around 100 years old walks over to him and says, "Relax, relax, son. This happens very often around here. We'll call the head nurse, and she'll tell you who you are."

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Feb 20, 2021 08:47:38   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
A fairly new Floridian wanted to get to know his fellow Floridians, so he went to a home for senior citizens - what they call a home for assisted living.

As he walked in, he encountered what looked like a 95 year old woman and he looks at her and says, "Do you know who I am?"

And she says, "Son, I don't know who you are".

And he says, "Look at me, come on. You don't know who I am??"

And she says, "I'm so sorry my little boy, but I don't know who you are".

He says, "How can you not know who I am? I am the celebrity of today. I am on television all the time and look at my hairdo, look at my height, look at my stature, look at the way I speak. Everyone in the *world* knows me!"

She says, "Sir, I don't know who you are!"

He gets very very upset. He starts hollering, "This can't be! How can you not know who I am?! Nobody is ignorant of my existence and my identity. Now tell me, you must know, who *am* I?

Another lady who must've been around 100 years old walks over to him and says, "Relax, relax, son. This happens very often around here. We'll call the head nurse, and she'll tell you who you are."
A fairly new Floridian wanted to get to know his f... (show quote)


Chuckle...

My grandmother took to faking dementia so that the kids, grandkids, and great grandkids would spend time recalling happy memories of who they were

Sadly, she's no longer faking... But still has her good days

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Feb 20, 2021 09:25:03   #
America 1
 
slatten49 wrote:
A fairly new Floridian wanted to get to know his fellow Floridians, so he went to a home for senior citizens - what they call a home for assisted living.

As he walked in, he encountered what looked like a 95 year old woman and he looks at her and says, "Do you know who I am?"

And she says, "Son, I don't know who you are".

And he says, "Look at me, come on. You don't know who I am??"

And she says, "I'm so sorry my little boy, but I don't know who you are".

He says, "How can you not know who I am? I am the celebrity of today. I am on television all the time and look at my hairdo, look at my height, look at my stature, look at the way I speak. Everyone in the *world* knows me!"

She says, "Sir, I don't know who you are!"

He gets very very upset. He starts hollering, "This can't be! How can you not know who I am?! Nobody is ignorant of my existence and my identity. Now tell me, you must know, who *am* I?

Another lady who must've been around 100 years old walks over to him and says, "Relax, relax, son. This happens very often around here. We'll call the head nurse, and she'll tell you who you are."
A fairly new Floridian wanted to get to know his f... (show quote)


Most Popular States to Retire To
Below is a list of the top 10 states where retirement was cited as the main reason for the highest percentage of inbound moves:

New Mexico (43%)
Florida (39%)
Arizona (37%)
South Carolina (37%)
Idaho (34%)
Maine (33%)
Vermont (31%)
Nevada (29%)
Wyoming (27%)
Montana (26%)
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/retirement/020117/most-popular-states-retire-us.asp

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Feb 20, 2021 09:26:40   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
slatten49 wrote:
A fairly new Floridian wanted to get to know his fellow Floridians, so he went to a home for senior citizens - what they call a home for assisted living.

As he walked in, he encountered what looked like a 95 year old woman and he looks at her and says, "Do you know who I am?"

And she says, "Son, I don't know who you are".

And he says, "Look at me, come on. You don't know who I am??"

And she says, "I'm so sorry my little boy, but I don't know who you are".

He says, "How can you not know who I am? I am the celebrity of today. I am on television all the time and look at my hairdo, look at my height, look at my stature, look at the way I speak. Everyone in the *world* knows me!"

She says, "Sir, I don't know who you are!"

He gets very very upset. He starts hollering, "This can't be! How can you not know who I am?! Nobody is ignorant of my existence and my identity. Now tell me, you must know, who *am* I?

Another lady who must've been around 100 years old walks over to him and says, "Relax, relax, son. This happens very often around here. We'll call the head nurse, and she'll tell you who you are."
A fairly new Floridian wanted to get to know his f... (show quote)



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Feb 20, 2021 10:01:28   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Chuckle...

My grandmother took to faking dementia so that the kids, grandkids, and great grandkids would spend time recalling happy memories of who they were

Sadly, she's no longer faking... But still has her good days
Chuckle... br br My grandmother took to faking ... (show quote)

I'm certain you are a good grandson.

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Feb 20, 2021 10:29:43   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
A fairly new Floridian wanted to get to know his fellow Floridians, so he went to a home for senior citizens - what they call a home for assisted living.

As he walked in, he encountered what looked like a 95 year old woman and he looks at her and says, "Do you know who I am?"

And she says, "Son, I don't know who you are".

And he says, "Look at me, come on. You don't know who I am??"

And she says, "I'm so sorry my little boy, but I don't know who you are".

He says, "How can you not know who I am? I am the celebrity of today. I am on television all the time and look at my hairdo, look at my height, look at my stature, look at the way I speak. Everyone in the *world* knows me!"

She says, "Sir, I don't know who you are!"

He gets very very upset. He starts hollering, "This can't be! How can you not know who I am?! Nobody is ignorant of my existence and my identity. Now tell me, you must know, who *am* I?

Another lady who must've been around 100 years old walks over to him and says, "Relax, relax, son. This happens very often around here. We'll call the head nurse, and she'll tell you who you are."
A fairly new Floridian wanted to get to know his f... (show quote)



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Feb 20, 2021 17:57:08   #
America 1
 
slatten49 wrote:
A fairly new Floridian wanted to get to know his fellow Floridians, so he went to a home for senior citizens - what they call a home for assisted living.

As he walked in, he encountered what looked like a 95 year old woman and he looks at her and says, "Do you know who I am?"

And she says, "Son, I don't know who you are".

And he says, "Look at me, come on. You don't know who I am??"

And she says, "I'm so sorry my little boy, but I don't know who you are".

He says, "How can you not know who I am? I am the celebrity of today. I am on television all the time and look at my hairdo, look at my height, look at my stature, look at the way I speak. Everyone in the *world* knows me!"

She says, "Sir, I don't know who you are!"

He gets very very upset. He starts hollering, "This can't be! How can you not know who I am?! Nobody is ignorant of my existence and my identity. Now tell me, you must know, who *am* I?

Another lady who must've been around 100 years old walks over to him and says, "Relax, relax, son. This happens very often around here. We'll call the head nurse, and she'll tell you who you are."
A fairly new Floridian wanted to get to know his f... (show quote)


Miami is the sexiest city in the world, and this travel website tells us why
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/travel/florida/fl-fea-miami-sexiest-city-20191022-fpstrdzkzvdpvpxgvioyzj37ai-story.html

The 14 Sexiest Neighborhoods in America, Ranked
1. South Beach
Miami
Sex permeates the air when you roll across the MacArthur Causeway into South Beach. Or, maybe that’s just the humidity. Either way, when there are models literally standing in front of you at the grocery store, topless girls laying out on the beach, bars open until 5 am, clubs that rank among the best in the world, half-naked people strolling down the street, and a Southern heat that makes everything just a bit steamier, no other place in the country can lay claim to the title sexiest neighborhood in America.
None.
https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/sexiest-neighborhoods-in-america-soho-south-beach-and-buckhead-top-our-list

South Beach
https://mangos.com/mangos-miami-beach/
Clevelander
Wet Willie's
Nikki Beach Miami
https://www.miaminewtimes.com/music/miamis-ten-most-exclusive-clubs-10072495

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Feb 20, 2021 18:10:37   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
America 1 wrote:
Miami is the sexiest city in the world, and this travel website tells us why
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/travel/florida/fl-fea-miami-sexiest-city-20191022-fpstrdzkzvdpvpxgvioyzj37ai-story.html

The 14 Sexiest Neighborhoods in America, Ranked
1. South Beach
Miami
Sex permeates the air when you roll across the MacArthur Causeway into South Beach. Or, maybe that’s just the humidity. Either way, when there are models literally standing in front of you at the grocery store, topless girls laying out on the beach, bars open until 5 am, clubs that rank among the best in the world, half-naked people strolling down the street, and a Southern heat that makes everything just a bit steamier, no other place in the country can lay claim to the title sexiest neighborhood in America.
None.
https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/sexiest-neighborhoods-in-america-soho-south-beach-and-buckhead-top-our-list

South Beach
https://mangos.com/mangos-miami-beach/
Clevelander
Wet Willie's
Nikki Beach Miami
https://www.miaminewtimes.com/music/miamis-ten-most-exclusive-clubs-10072495
Miami is the sexiest city in the world, and this t... (show quote)

Admittedly, it does sound a lot better than the closest city to us...Waco, Tx.

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Feb 20, 2021 18:45:52   #
America 1
 
slatten49 wrote:
Admittedly, it does sound a lot better than the closest city to us...Waco, Tx.


I live part of the year in South Miami less than a mile from the UM campus,
and in NC an area close to Nikki Beach Farms and a few other states at times.

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Feb 21, 2021 04:16:15   #
Jlw
 
slatten49 wrote:
Admittedly, it does sound a lot better than the closest city to us...Waco, Tx.


My brother in-law used to live in Waco. I always used to give him a fit when I pronounced it wacko. My wife still gives me shit every time I say it

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Feb 21, 2021 06:43:03   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Jlw wrote:
My brother in-law used to live in Waco. I always used to give him a fit when I pronounced it wacko. My wife still gives me shit every time I say it

Yeah, I've heard it called 'wacko' many times over the years, especially since of the debacle with David Koresh and his Branch Davidians.

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Feb 21, 2021 09:34:10   #
Jlw
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, I've heard it called 'wacko' many times over the years, especially since of the debacle with David Koresh and his Branch Davidians.


I also pronounced mexia with the x pronounced ex

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Feb 21, 2021 13:21:32   #
F.D.R.
 
America 1 wrote:
Miami is the sexiest city in the world, and this travel website tells us why
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/travel/florida/fl-fea-miami-sexiest-city-20191022-fpstrdzkzvdpvpxgvioyzj37ai-story.html

The 14 Sexiest Neighborhoods in America, Ranked
1. South Beach
Miami
Sex permeates the air when you roll across the MacArthur Causeway into South Beach. Or, maybe that’s just the humidity. Either way, when there are models literally standing in front of you at the grocery store, topless girls laying out on the beach, bars open until 5 am, clubs that rank among the best in the world, half-naked people strolling down the street, and a Southern heat that makes everything just a bit steamier, no other place in the country can lay claim to the title sexiest neighborhood in America.
None.
https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/sexiest-neighborhoods-in-america-soho-south-beach-and-buckhead-top-our-list

South Beach
https://mangos.com/mangos-miami-beach/
Clevelander
Wet Willie's
Nikki Beach Miami
https://www.miaminewtimes.com/music/miamis-ten-most-exclusive-clubs-10072495
Miami is the sexiest city in the world, and this t... (show quote)


Mostly thanks to the TV hit show Miami Vice. I used to like hanging out in South Beach when I moved down here in the late 80's. Now it's just a hassle or maybe I just got too old.

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Feb 21, 2021 13:32:47   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Jlw wrote:
I also pronounced mexia with the x pronounced ex

To locals, that's a no-no

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Feb 21, 2021 14:56:37   #
Rose42
 
slatten49 wrote:
A fairly new Floridian wanted to get to know his fellow Floridians, so he went to a home for senior citizens - what they call a home for assisted living.

As he walked in, he encountered what looked like a 95 year old woman and he looks at her and says, "Do you know who I am?"

And she says, "Son, I don't know who you are".

And he says, "Look at me, come on. You don't know who I am??"

And she says, "I'm so sorry my little boy, but I don't know who you are".

He says, "How can you not know who I am? I am the celebrity of today. I am on television all the time and look at my hairdo, look at my height, look at my stature, look at the way I speak. Everyone in the *world* knows me!"

She says, "Sir, I don't know who you are!"

He gets very very upset. He starts hollering, "This can't be! How can you not know who I am?! Nobody is ignorant of my existence and my identity. Now tell me, you must know, who *am* I?

Another lady who must've been around 100 years old walks over to him and says, "Relax, relax, son. This happens very often around here. We'll call the head nurse, and she'll tell you who you are."
A fairly new Floridian wanted to get to know his f... (show quote)



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