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Feb 12, 2021 18:04:34   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
Why are there fairy godmothers but no fairy godfathers?

Why are there midwives, but no midhusbands?

Why are there grammy awards, but no grampy awards?

Why are there shelters but no helters?

Why are there motherboards, but no fatherboards?

Why are there mother &#$%ers, but no father&#$%ers?

Seems rather sexist to me.

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Feb 12, 2021 18:36:41   #
DaWg44
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Why are there fairy godmothers but no fairy godfathers?

Why are there midwives, but no midhusbands?

Why are there grammy awards, but no grampy awards?

Why are there shelters but no helters?

Why are there motherboards, but no fatherboards?

Why are there mother &#$%ers, but no father&#$%ers?

Seems rather sexist to me.


How can there be a liberal/l*****t veteran seems incredible to me, one that thinks up this list of bs is even more incredible. I could understand one being a Democrat years ago when the party had people fooled that they cared about the working class. Now that lie has been outed.

How many troops got k**led or maimed under Obama’s asinine Rules of Engagement? You have been raising hell about wars for years, Trump tried to end them & Obama/Harris/Biden is continuing them. Liberal/l*****ts h**e oil, the excuse they used for Republicans waging the wars, so what the hell is the Democrats excuse now?

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Feb 12, 2021 19:12:54   #
Gatsby
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Why are there fairy godmothers but no fairy godfathers?

Why are there midwives, but no midhusbands?

Why are there grammy awards, but no grampy awards?

Why are there shelters but no helters?

Why are there motherboards, but no fatherboards?

Why are there mother &#$%ers, but no father&#$%ers?

Seems rather sexist to me.


Rule #1. If it makes sense, BEWARE!

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Feb 12, 2021 19:16:52   #
moldyoldy
 
DaWg44 wrote:
How can there be a liberal/l*****t veteran seems incredible to me, one that thinks up this list of bs is even more incredible. I could understand one being a Democrat years ago when the party had people fooled that they cared about the working class. Now that lie has been outed.

How many troops got k**led or maimed under Obama’s asinine Rules of Engagement? You have been raising hell about wars for years, Trump tried to end them & Obama/Harris/Biden is continuing them. Liberal/l*****ts h**e oil, the excuse they used for Republicans waging the wars, so what the hell is the Democrats excuse now?
How can there be a liberal/l*****t veteran seems i... (show quote)


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Feb 12, 2021 19:20:45   #
Sonny Magoo Loc: Where pot pie is boiled in a kettle
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Why are there fairy godmothers but no fairy godfathers?

Why are there midwives, but no midhusbands?

Why are there grammy awards, but no grampy awards?

Why are there shelters but no helters?

Why are there motherboards, but no fatherboards?

Why are there mother &#$%ers, but no father&#$%ers?

Seems rather sexist to me.


I don't know.
But Arlo did mention father rapers in "Alice's Restaurant"

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Feb 12, 2021 19:24:42   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Sonny Magoo wrote:
I don't know.
But Arlo did mention father rapers in "Alice's Restaurant"


And Mother stabbers.

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Feb 12, 2021 19:26:10   #
moldyoldy
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Why are there fairy godmothers but no fairy godfathers?

Why are there midwives, but no midhusbands?

Why are there grammy awards, but no grampy awards?

Why are there shelters but no helters?

Why are there motherboards, but no fatherboards?

Why are there mother &#$%ers, but no father&#$%ers?

Seems rather sexist to me.




Why are there fairy godmothers but no fairy godfathers?
That was before t*********r.

Why are there midwives, but no midhusbands?
Hollywood has interim husbands while you wait for the next big star.

Why are there grammy awards, but no grampy awards?
The closest we can get is a grumpy award , Bernie Sanders.

Why are there shelters but no helters?
Wait until Manson gets out of prison.

Why are there motherboards, but no fatherboards?
Fatherboards dont procreate those little chips off the old block.

Why are there mother &#$%ers, but no father&#$%ers?
There are, ask Stormy Daniels.

Seems rather sexist to me.
Sex exists.

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Feb 12, 2021 21:33:58   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
moldyoldy wrote:
Why are there fairy godmothers but no fairy godfathers?
That was before t*********r.

Why are there midwives, but no midhusbands?
Hollywood has interim husbands while you wait for the next big star.

Why are there grammy awards, but no grampy awards?
The closest we can get is a grumpy award , Bernie Sanders.

Why are there shelters but no helters?
Wait until Manson gets out of prison.

Why are there motherboards, but no fatherboards?
Fatherboards dont procreate those little chips off the old block.

Why are there mother &#$%ers, but no father&#$%ers?
There are, ask Stormy Daniels.

Seems rather sexist to me.
Sex exists.
Why are there fairy godmothers but no fairy godfat... (show quote)



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Feb 12, 2021 21:34:21   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
DaWg44 wrote:
How can there be a liberal/l*****t veteran seems incredible to me, one that thinks up this list of bs is even more incredible. I could understand one being a Democrat years ago when the party had people fooled that they cared about the working class. Now that lie has been outed.

How many troops got k**led or maimed under Obama’s asinine Rules of Engagement? You have been raising hell about wars for years, Trump tried to end them & Obama/Harris/Biden is continuing them. Liberal/l*****ts h**e oil, the excuse they used for Republicans waging the wars, so what the hell is the Democrats excuse now?
How can there be a liberal/l*****t veteran seems i... (show quote)


Do you know where you are?

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Feb 12, 2021 21:36:48   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Why are there fairy godmothers but no fairy godfathers?

Why are there midwives, but no midhusbands?

Why are there grammy awards, but no grampy awards?

Why are there shelters but no helters?

Why are there motherboards, but no fatherboards?

Why are there mother &#$%ers, but no father&#$%ers?

Seems rather sexist to me.


There are lots of fairies everywhere we look.

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Feb 12, 2021 21:41:57   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
dtucker300 wrote:
There are lots of fairies everywhere we look.


You know them personally do you?

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Feb 12, 2021 21:56:30   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
lpnmajor wrote:
You know them personally do you?


Well, I don't know you personally.

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Feb 12, 2021 22:09:46   #
Rose42
 
moldyoldy wrote:
Why are there fairy godmothers but no fairy godfathers?
That was before t*********r.

Why are there midwives, but no midhusbands?
Hollywood has interim husbands while you wait for the next big star.

Why are there grammy awards, but no grampy awards?
The closest we can get is a grumpy award , Bernie Sanders.

Why are there shelters but no helters?
Wait until Manson gets out of prison.

Why are there motherboards, but no fatherboards?
Fatherboards dont procreate those little chips off the old block.

Why are there mother &#$%ers, but no father&#$%ers?
There are, ask Stormy Daniels.

Seems rather sexist to me.
Sex exists.
Why are there fairy godmothers but no fairy godfat... (show quote)



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Feb 13, 2021 06:56:53   #
nonalien1 Loc: Mojave Desert
 
Sonny Magoo wrote:
I don't know.
But Arlo did mention father rapers in "Alice's Restaurant"



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Feb 14, 2021 08:24:22   #
Kickaha Loc: Nebraska
 
moldyoldy wrote:
Why are there fairy godmothers but no fairy godfathers?
That was before t*********r.

Why are there midwives, but no midhusbands?
Hollywood has interim husbands while you wait for the next big star.

Why are there grammy awards, but no grampy awards?
The closest we can get is a grumpy award , Bernie Sanders.

Why are there shelters but no helters?
Wait until Manson gets out of prison.

Why are there motherboards, but no fatherboards?
Fatherboards dont procreate those little chips off the old block.

Why are there mother &#$%ers, but no father&#$%ers?
There are, ask Stormy Daniels.

Seems rather sexist to me.
Sex exists.
Why are there fairy godmothers but no fairy godfat... (show quote)


Great answers.

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