crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island

SETTING: UNITED STATES CAPITOL BUILDING

JANUARY 20, 2021







Chief Supreme Court Justice John Roberts (CSC) faces Joe Biden (JRB) and says,

(CSC): Mr. Biden, we will begin the p**********l oath of office. Place your left hand on The Bible, raise your right hand and repeat after me. I, please say your name,…

(JRB): I, please say your name,..

CSC: No, Mr. Biden, you’re supposed to say your name.

Jill Biden (JB), standing behind him whispers, “Joseph Robinette Biden.”

(JRB): Oh, OK, Sorry, man.

(CSC): Let’s start over. I please say your name…

(JRB): I, Joe Biden..

(CSC): No, Mr. Biden, you have to say your entire full name, no nicknames.

Jill Biden (JB), standing behind him again whispers, “Joseph Robinette Biden.”

(JRB): That’s my full name?

(JB): Yes, Joe.

(JRB): OK, let’s start over.

(CSC): I, say your name please..

(JRB): I, Joseph Bobinette Riden…

(JB – again in a whisper): It’s Joseph ROBINETTE BIDEN, Joe.

(JRB): Oh, OK, Sorry. I guess I’m a little nervous, man.

(CSC): I, say your name please

(JB again whispers): It’s Joseph ROBINETTE BIDEN, Joe.

(JRB) I, Joseph Robinette Biden,

(CSC) “do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute,”

(JRB): “do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute.. what, am I supposed to k**l someone, man?”

(CSC): “No! It means simply that you will PERFORM the duties of the president.” CSC throws his arms in the air and turns away.

(JRB): “Oh! OK. I just needed to know.”

(CSC): Well, let’s take it from the top now and get this thing over with.”

Turns to Biden and says, “Once more, place your left hand on The Bible, raise your right hand and repeat after me:

I, Joseph Robinette Biden,

(JRB): I, Joseph Robinette Biden,

(CSC) “do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute,”

(JRB) “do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute,”

(CSC): “the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

(JRB): the Office of President of the United States,,, president?

(CSC): Uh, yes. You were elected president and I’m administering the oath of office.

(JRB): I was elected president?

(CSC): Yes. In November.

(JRB): Oh, was that what that fuss was about, man?

(CSC): Yes.

(JRB): But all I did was stay in my basement. How’d that happen?

(JB again in a whisper): Just shut up and recite the oath, Joe.

(JRB): Uh, OK man. OK.

CSC: Let’s take it from the top again. Mr. Biden, please place your left hand on The Bible again, raise your right hand and repeat after me: I, say your full name,

(JRB): I, Joseph Robinette Biden

CSC: do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

(JRB): do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

What do I do now?

(JB): We’re working on it, Joe. In the meantime, just smile & wave.

Sonny Magoo Loc: Where pot pie is boiled in a kettle

Sadly, sooo funny it's a crying shame

Weasel Loc: In the Great State Of Indiana!!

EXCELLENT

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

While that was funny, it will really be funny if he bobbles it live.


Just a thought. Since the cabinet is still the cabinet until replaced, could they then, immediately invoke Amendment 25, and throw his ass out. Thus putting Spence in charge. We can dream.

Jlw Loc: Wisconsin

I wonder what it is going to be like when he has to talk to world leaders, who do you think he will bring with him to do the talking