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The Hooker's Union
Jan 13, 2021 20:15:28   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
The Hooker's Union


A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $60 and the girls get $40," she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully, unionized shop.

His search continued until finally, he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blue-eyed blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.



(see the first photo)




"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to an 80-year-old woman in the corner, "but Nancy here has 40 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."


(see the second photo)


NOW you know what's wrong with the seniority system in the House and Senate.





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Jan 13, 2021 20:30:00   #
TexaCan Loc: Heart in W Texas - feet on the beach in Al.
 
dtucker300 wrote:
The Hooker's Union


A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $60 and the girls get $40," she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully, unionized shop.

His search continued until finally, he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blue-eyed blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.



(see the first photo)




"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to an 80-year-old woman in the corner, "but Nancy here has 40 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."


(see the second photo)


NOW you know what's wrong with the seniority system in the House and Senate.
The Hooker's Union br br br A dedicated Teamste... (show quote)


Forced retirement should be a new union rule!

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Jan 13, 2021 20:42:54   #
GoCubs Loc: Earth
 
dtucker300 wrote:
The Hooker's Union


A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $60 and the girls get $40," she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully, unionized shop.

His search continued until finally, he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blue-eyed blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.



(see the first photo)




"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to an 80-year-old woman in the corner, "but Nancy here has 40 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."


(see the second photo)


NOW you know what's wrong with the seniority system in the House and Senate.
The Hooker's Union br br br A dedicated Teamste... (show quote)


You didn't! Lol DT!!! Funny

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Jan 13, 2021 20:57:07   #
SWMBO
 
dtucker300 wrote:
The Hooker's Union


A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $60 and the girls get $40," she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully, unionized shop.

His search continued until finally, he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blue-eyed blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.



(see the first photo)




"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to an 80-year-old woman in the corner, "but Nancy here has 40 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."


(see the second photo)


NOW you know what's wrong with the seniority system in the House and Senate.
The Hooker's Union br br br A dedicated Teamste... (show quote)


Great post. That puts it on the level that even the Democrats can understand it.

NPP

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Jan 13, 2021 22:25:46   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
GoCubs wrote:
You didn't! Lol DT!!! Funny


I couldn't help myself. I apologize if I offended anyone.

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Jan 13, 2021 23:09:50   #
GoCubs Loc: Earth
 
dtucker300 wrote:
I couldn't help myself. I apologize if I offended anyone.


I'm SO offended! How dare you! Lol! Not! It's hilarious!!! Loved it!

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Jan 14, 2021 03:31:02   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
dtucker300 wrote:
The Hooker's Union


A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $60 and the girls get $40," she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully, unionized shop.

His search continued until finally, he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blue-eyed blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.



(see the first photo)




"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to an 80-year-old woman in the corner, "but Nancy here has 40 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."


(see the second photo)


NOW you know what's wrong with the seniority system in the House and Senate.
The Hooker's Union br br br A dedicated Teamste... (show quote)

Brutal...


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Jan 14, 2021 05:47:14   #
skyrider
 
SWMBO wrote:
Great post. That puts it on the level that even the Democrats can understand it.

NPP


Where boners go to die.

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Jan 14, 2021 10:13:18   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
skyrider wrote:
Where boners go to die.


I can't believe you went there!

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Jan 14, 2021 11:56:57   #
agatemaggot Loc: waterloo iowa
 
SWMBO wrote:
Great post. That puts it on the level that even the Democrats can understand it.

NPP


YUP !

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Jan 14, 2021 13:39:22   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
dtucker300 wrote:
I couldn't help myself. I apologize if I offended anyone.


Ur liberal memes were very offensive apologize for those! Are u rallying left? You apologize to libs but not for the previous trash u posted!

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