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Something to consider this year for your neighbors
Dec 20, 2020 11:36:39   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Something to consider this year for your neighbors-


Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your
yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing
lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the
police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer
out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn
my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to
drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for
your cooperation and understanding.

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Dec 20, 2020 11:43:24   #
okie don
 
Get a concealed carry permit Gere.
Problem solved!

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Dec 20, 2020 11:58:41   #
SWMBO
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Something to consider this year for your neighbors-


Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your
yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing
lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the
police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer
out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn
my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to
drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for
your cooperation and understanding.
Something to consider this year for your neighbors... (show quote)


You mean that you do not also throw your drug stash out the window? Foolish man!!!!

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Dec 20, 2020 12:10:07   #
American Vet
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Something to consider this year for your neighbors-


Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your
yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing
lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the
police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer
out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn
my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to
drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for
your cooperation and understanding.
Something to consider this year for your neighbors... (show quote)



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Dec 20, 2020 12:12:54   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
SWMBO wrote:
You mean that you do not also throw your drug stash out the window? Foolish man!!!!



Sometimes it is better to swallow it.
I had a friend swallow 5 grams of Afghani hash on our way to Ensenada Mexico in my VW bus for the Cinco De Mayo Weekend. We pulled over on US 1 to take a piss in New Port Beach.
The local sheriffs pulled up, so he swallowed the hash he did not mean to bring along. (it was stashed in his sleeping bag)
He slept for hours when we got there.

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Dec 20, 2020 12:20:58   #
son of witless
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Something to consider this year for your neighbors-


Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your
yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing
lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the
police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer
out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn
my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to
drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for
your cooperation and understanding.
Something to consider this year for your neighbors... (show quote)


I have no control over Christmas lights. That is my wife's prerogative. She puts out some blue lights, but they don't flash off and on. I h**e to see beer wasted.

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Dec 20, 2020 12:26:38   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Something to consider this year for your neighbors-


Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your
yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing
lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the
police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer
out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn
my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to
drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for
your cooperation and understanding.
Something to consider this year for your neighbors... (show quote)


If you manage all that and drive I'm sure your neighbors are traumatized running around trying to figure where the hell your going to turn next

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Dec 20, 2020 12:43:22   #
Marty 2020 Loc: Banana Republic of Kalifornia
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Something to consider this year for your neighbors-


Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your
yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing
lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the
police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer
out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn
my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to
drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for
your cooperation and understanding.
Something to consider this year for your neighbors... (show quote)

Good one!😂😂😂

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