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Aug 9, 2014 02:01:45   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.

Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?"

Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.
" He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says,
"No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."

Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies,
"I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says,
"I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico ..
Our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returns and says,
"Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."

"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.
"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."

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Aug 9, 2014 07:18:27   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.

Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?"

Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.
" He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says,
"No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."

Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies,
"I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says,
"I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico ..
Our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returns and says,
"Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."

"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.
"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a ... (show quote)


Is telling this joke Kosher? :thumbup: :thumbup: :mrgreen:

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Aug 9, 2014 08:01:24   #
cant beleve Loc: Planet Kolob
 
AuntiE wrote:
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.

Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?"

Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.
" He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says,
"No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."

Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies,
"I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says,
"I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico ..
Our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returns and says,
"Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."

"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.
"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a ... (show quote)


That's hilarious! But it does beg the question? :oops:

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Aug 9, 2014 09:02:08   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.

Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?"

Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.
" He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says,
"No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."

Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies,
"I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says,
"I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico ..
Our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returns and says,
"Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."

"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.
"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a ... (show quote)


What is wrong with jew? Don't jew know how that might offend some Jews? You can't pick and jews what jokes to tell, jew ought to know that.

Why do they call the act of "shining" something polishing? What does Poland have to do with it? And why, when we vote, do we have to go see a pole to do it? People are saying this pole says that, or this pole says this. How did Poland get so rapped up in our politics?

I suppose someone should Wop you in the head, anytime jew Spic such things. Then feed you a Cracker, so the Greaser doesn't upset your stomach. All Whitey then, Limey see if I've covered all the bases. Jess, I think I have.

See jew later! :lol:

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Aug 9, 2014 09:09:10   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
lpnmajor wrote:
What is wrong with jew? Don't jew know how that might offend some Jews? You can't pick and jews what jokes to tell, jew ought to know that.

Why do they call the act of "shining" something polishing? What does Poland have to do with it? And why, when we vote, do we have to go see a pole to do it? People are saying this pole says that, or this pole says this. How did Poland get so rapped up in our politics?

I suppose someone should Wop you in the head, anytime jew Spic such things. Then feed you a Cracker, so the Greaser doesn't upset your stomach. All Whitey then, Limey see if I've covered all the bases. Jess, I think I have.

See jew later! :lol:
What is wrong with jew? Don't jew know how that mi... (show quote)


Shirley, you jest, Doc. :mrgreen:

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Aug 9, 2014 10:28:51   #
Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx
 
AuntiE wrote:
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.

Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?"

Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.
" He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says,
"No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews."

Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies,
"I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says,
"I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico ..
Our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returns and says,
"Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews."

"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.
"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a ... (show quote)


Talk about a communication problem

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Aug 9, 2014 13:41:50   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
Is telling this joke Kosher? :thumbup: :thumbup: :mrgreen:


Si.

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Aug 9, 2014 13:44:43   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
Shirley, you jest, Doc. :mrgreen:


Si. He better be, or he will be scheduled for a 3" bris.

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Aug 10, 2014 10:52:07   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Si. He better be, or he will be scheduled for a 3" bris.


are you sure his name is Shirley?

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Aug 10, 2014 12:01:07   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
alex wrote:
are you sure his name is Shirley?



'That' side of him, I'm pretty sure it is. :lol:

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Aug 10, 2014 12:04:47   #
bahmer
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Si.


Go get the tequila it will help you understand the joke better.

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Aug 10, 2014 12:37:24   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
bahmer wrote:
Go get the tequila it will help you understand the joke better.


Perhaps.

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Aug 10, 2014 18:36:43   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Perhaps.


Vodka would work just as well. That's the Russian breakfast jews - and the lunch jews, afternoon jews, dinner jews, after dinner jews ......

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Aug 10, 2014 18:42:47   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Vodka would work just as well. That's the Russian breakfast jews - and the lunch jews, afternoon jews, dinner jews, after dinner jews ......


Nah, they prefer Mogen David.

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Aug 10, 2014 18:54:47   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Nah, they prefer Mogen David.


Who's he?

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