C****-** and Sense of smell
A guy went for a walk with his new girlfriend and they saw dogs mating. She said: “How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
The guy replied: “He can smell she is ready. That is how nature works."
They then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe. Again his girlfriend asked: “How does the ram know when the ewe was ready for sex?"
The guy replied: “It’s nature. He can smell she is ready.
Anyway, and after the walk, the guy dropped her home and kissed her goodbye. She said: “Take care and get yourself checked for C****-**."
Surprised, the guy asked her: “Why do you feel that way?"
She replied: "I think you've lost your sense of smell...."
American Vet wrote:
You naughty boy......
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My son says he is testing his sense of smell and taste with home C****-** tests. He opens a can of beer and notes whether he can smell and taste it properly.
Says he did 14 tests last night.
Might have to test again tonight as he woke up with a headache, upset stomach and feeling like he might be coming down with something today....
Singularity wrote:
My son says he is testing his sense of smell and taste with home C****-** tests. He opens a can of beer and notes whether he can smell and taste it properly.
Says he did 14 tests last night.
Might have to test again tonight as he woke up with a headache, upset stomach and feeling like he might be coming down with something today....
Singularity; Is your son a chip off of the old block?
eagleye13 wrote:
Singularity; Is your son a chip off of the old block?
Yes, in a way that is unique to himself!
eagleye13 wrote:
C****-** and Sense of smell
A guy went for a walk with his new girlfriend and they saw dogs mating. She said: “How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
The guy replied: “He can smell she is ready. That is how nature works."
They then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe. Again his girlfriend asked: “How does the ram know when the ewe was ready for sex?"
The guy replied: “It’s nature. He can smell she is ready.
Anyway, and after the walk, the guy dropped her home and kissed her goodbye. She said: “Take care and get yourself checked for C****-**."
Surprised, the guy asked her: “Why do you feel that way?"
She replied: "I think you've lost your sense of smell...."
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Thanks for the info, I have been wondering for a while why I haven't had any action. Now I know it's because I lost both my sense of taste & smell.
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