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Nov 7, 2020 13:11:49   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
QUOTE OF THE WEEK

MOM DIDN'T RAISE NO DUMMY. AND IF SHE DID, IT WAS MY SISTER



Musings of an Older Person

1. My goal for 2020 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go.



2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now?



3. How to prepare Tofu:

a. Throw it in the trash

b. Grill some meat, chicken or fish



4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.



5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes.



6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.



7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.



8. Senility has been a smooth t***sition for me.



9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Yeah, Me neither.



10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.



11. I love approaching 90, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.



12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him.



13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.



14. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

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Nov 7, 2020 13:16:48   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
QUOTE OF THE WEEK

MOM DIDN'T RAISE NO DUMMY. AND IF SHE DID, IT WAS MY SISTER



Musings of an Older Person

1. My goal for 2020 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go.



2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now?



3. How to prepare Tofu:

a. Throw it in the trash

b. Grill some meat, chicken or fish



4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.



5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes.



6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.



7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.



8. Senility has been a smooth t***sition for me.



9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Yeah, Me neither.



10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.



11. I love approaching 90, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.



12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him.



13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.



14. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK br br MOM DIDN'T RAISE NO DUMMY... (show quote)



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Nov 7, 2020 13:43:25   #
Noraa Loc: Kansas
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
QUOTE OF THE WEEK

MOM DIDN'T RAISE NO DUMMY. AND IF SHE DID, IT WAS MY SISTER



Musings of an Older Person

1. My goal for 2020 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go.



2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now?



3. How to prepare Tofu:

a. Throw it in the trash

b. Grill some meat, chicken or fish



4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.



5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes.



6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.



7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.



8. Senility has been a smooth t***sition for me.



9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Yeah, Me neither.



10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.



11. I love approaching 90, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.



12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him.



13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.



14. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK br br MOM DIDN'T RAISE NO DUMMY... (show quote)


Love them all!

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Nov 7, 2020 13:50:26   #
SWMBO
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
QUOTE OF THE WEEK

MOM DIDN'T RAISE NO DUMMY. AND IF SHE DID, IT WAS MY SISTER



Musings of an Older Person

1. My goal for 2020 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go.



2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now?



3. How to prepare Tofu:

a. Throw it in the trash

b. Grill some meat, chicken or fish



4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.



5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes.



6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.



7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.



8. Senility has been a smooth t***sition for me.



9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Yeah, Me neither.



10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.



11. I love approaching 90, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.



12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him.



13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.



14. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK br br MOM DIDN'T RAISE NO DUMMY... (show quote)


Sounds a lot like me. Are you sure we aren't related?

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Nov 7, 2020 13:55:54   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
SWMBO wrote:
Sounds a lot like me. Are you sure we aren't related?


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Could Be??? Don D.

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Nov 8, 2020 07:34:55   #
Tug484
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
QUOTE OF THE WEEK

MOM DIDN'T RAISE NO DUMMY. AND IF SHE DID, IT WAS MY SISTER



Musings of an Older Person

1. My goal for 2020 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go.



2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now?



3. How to prepare Tofu:

a. Throw it in the trash

b. Grill some meat, chicken or fish



4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.



5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes.



6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.



7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.



8. Senility has been a smooth t***sition for me.



9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Yeah, Me neither.



10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.



11. I love approaching 90, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.



12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him.



13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.



14. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK br br MOM DIDN'T RAISE NO DUMMY... (show quote)



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Nov 8, 2020 10:01:10   #
FallenOak Loc: St George Utah
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
QUOTE OF THE WEEK

MOM DIDN'T RAISE NO DUMMY. AND IF SHE DID, IT WAS MY SISTER



Musings of an Older Person

1. My goal for 2020 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go.



2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now?



3. How to prepare Tofu:

a. Throw it in the trash

b. Grill some meat, chicken or fish



4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.



5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes.



6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.



7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.



8. Senility has been a smooth t***sition for me.



9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Yeah, Me neither.



10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.



11. I love approaching 90, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.



12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him.



13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.



14. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK br br MOM DIDN'T RAISE NO DUMMY... (show quote)


Great bunch of lines. I think I will probably spend the day thinking of one and just burst out laughing. Hope my neighbors don't think I've gone nuts or something. Thanks for the sunshine.

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Nov 8, 2020 11:10:26   #
bahmer
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
QUOTE OF THE WEEK

MOM DIDN'T RAISE NO DUMMY. AND IF SHE DID, IT WAS MY SISTER



Musings of an Older Person

1. My goal for 2020 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go.



2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now?



3. How to prepare Tofu:

a. Throw it in the trash

b. Grill some meat, chicken or fish



4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.



5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes.



6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.



7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.



8. Senility has been a smooth t***sition for me.



9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Yeah, Me neither.



10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.



11. I love approaching 90, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.



12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him.



13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.



14. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK br br MOM DIDN'T RAISE NO DUMMY... (show quote)


All of them are good and spot on as well thanks for the laughs. Don 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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