My dumb sense of humor
Nov 6, 2020 10:11:14 #
If you ever wanted become wide awake immediately just bit your tongue whhen you are sound asleep. Warning: your tongue still hurts for a day or two.
I never wanted it to begin and once in a lifetime is more than enough.
Someday I might tell you more things you won't want to exerience. Here is another one. Don't tare your quadraplex and have surgery. It takes months to heal. Near the end I asked the Dr. If I could play golf again. He said no, but I could caddy for him. I uset him a
by telling him he was not to pay me with the money he made from what I paid him.
I never wanted it to begin and once in a lifetime is more than enough.
Someday I might tell you more things you won't want to exerience. Here is another one. Don't tare your quadraplex and have surgery. It takes months to heal. Near the end I asked the Dr. If I could play golf again. He said no, but I could caddy for him. I uset him a
by telling him he was not to pay me with the money he made from what I paid him.
Nov 6, 2020 10:43:35 #
Dwight Logan wrote:
If you ever wanted become wide awake immediately j... (show quote)
Asia or two of whisky is good for the tongue
🥃Nov 6, 2020 10:56:04 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Asia or two of whisky is good for the tongue
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🥃That can't be an ancient Chinese remedy. You have to swap sake or rice wine for whiskey.
Nov 6, 2020 11:31:19 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Asia or two of whisky is good for the tongue
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🥃Except for the dysarthria . . .
Nov 7, 2020 08:27:41 #
billy a
Loc: South Florida
Dwight Logan wrote:
If you ever wanted become wide awake immediately j... (show quote)
My sympathy for your tongue, Mr. Logan.
I'm very friendly with my Primary-care Doctor. He needed his lobby painted, and a logo installed. I did the work, and presented him with a professional invoice itemizing and charging for each muscle used in the project.
Doctor and staff all got a great laugh, and the bill now hangs, framed, on his office wall.
Good to hear from you...
Nov 7, 2020 10:55:06 #
FallenOak
Loc: St George Utah
Dwight Logan wrote:
If you ever wanted become wide awake immediately j... (show quote)
This might help. Put a warm tea bag on the place you bit your tongue. It helps for those canker sores in your mouth and also for when you bite your cheek while chewing. So maybe a bitten tongue also.
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