Almost Going to Heaven
Nov 4, 2020 15:14:22 #
Almost Going to Heaven
Little Billy came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in tttis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home, Billy mentioned: Dad, our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs like that?
His father, thinking quickly, said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad, that's great," said little Billy.
A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad! Dad, we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" asked his father. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom, flat on her back with her legs in the air, screaming, 'Jesus, I'm coming! I'm coming!'
If it hadn't been for Uncle George holding her down, we'd have lost her for sure!"
Little Billy came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in tttis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home, Billy mentioned: Dad, our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs like that?
His father, thinking quickly, said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad, that's great," said little Billy.
A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad! Dad, we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" asked his father. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom, flat on her back with her legs in the air, screaming, 'Jesus, I'm coming! I'm coming!'
If it hadn't been for Uncle George holding her down, we'd have lost her for sure!"
Nov 4, 2020 15:24:17 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Almost Going to Heaven br br Little Billy came ho... (show quote)
Another good one.
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