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Aug 2, 2014 04:16:43   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Aug 2, 2014 07:34:19   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
AuntiE wrote:
There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.


It's a good thing blonds have super fast reflexes, otherwise they might have fallen off while clapping. :shock: :-D :-(

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Aug 2, 2014 08:25:10   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
lpnmajor wrote:
It's a good thing blonds have super fast reflexes, otherwise they might have fallen off while clapping. :shock: :-D :-(


:thumbup: :wink: Always the gentleman..... :lol:

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Aug 2, 2014 12:31:28   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.


Maybe they didn't want to associate with non-blondes...too cerebral for them.

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Aug 3, 2014 22:20:13   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Maybe they didn't want to associate with non-blondes...too cerebral for them.




THE ITALIAN SECRET TO A LONG MARRIAGE

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Adelaide, Australia, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.

At the session last week the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Well, I'va tried to treat her nice, spenda da money on her but, best of all is, I took her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'

Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."

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Aug 3, 2014 22:28:34   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
alex wrote:
THE ITALIAN SECRET TO A LONG MARRIAGE

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Adelaide, Australia, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.

At the session last week the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Well, I'va tried to treat her nice, spenda da money on her but, best of all is, I took her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'

Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."
THE ITALIAN SECRET TO A LONG MARRIAGE br br At S... (show quote)





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Aug 3, 2014 22:30:13   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
alex wrote:
THE ITALIAN SECRET TO A LONG MARRIAGE

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Adelaide, Australia, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.

At the session last week the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Well, I'va tried to treat her nice, spenda da money on her but, best of all is, I took her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'

Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."
THE ITALIAN SECRET TO A LONG MARRIAGE br br At S... (show quote)


:thumbup: Now he sounds like a caring husband.

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Aug 3, 2014 22:37:08   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
what you think he shouldn't go pick her up? that's cold

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Aug 3, 2014 22:53:38   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
alex wrote:
what you think he shouldn't go pick her up? that's cold


If you are addressing me, yes, he should go pick her up, after all, he cares for her. That is proven by his statement that he was returning to get her. Perhaps he is tired of living alone.

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Aug 3, 2014 22:55:39   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
alex wrote:
what you think he shouldn't go pick her up? that's cold


Mayhaps, he should not have left her there.....or, mayhaps she was smart enough to want to stay without him.

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Aug 3, 2014 23:41:52   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
alex wrote:
THE ITALIAN SECRET TO A LONG MARRIAGE

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Adelaide, Australia, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.

At the session last week the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Well, I'va tried to treat her nice, spenda da money on her but, best of all is, I took her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'

Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."
THE ITALIAN SECRET TO A LONG MARRIAGE br br At S... (show quote)


I liked AuntiE's joke, Alex. :thumbup:

I LOVED yours! :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup:

I hope our Lovely Lady forgives both you and I.:roll::shock:

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Aug 3, 2014 23:53:45   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
I liked AuntiE's joke, Alex. :thumbup:

I LOVED yours! :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup:

I hope our Lovely Lady forgives both you and I.:roll::shock:


She has a very forgiving nature...after a period of time has elapsed.

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Aug 4, 2014 00:00:06   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
She has a very forgiving nature...after a period of time has elapsed.


I guess that means I should lay low for awhile? :oops:

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Aug 4, 2014 00:20:11   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
slatten49 wrote:
I liked AuntiE's joke, Alex. :thumbup:

I LOVED yours! :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup:

I hope our Lovely Lady forgives both you and I.:roll::shock:


hey where you been?

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Aug 4, 2014 00:22:42   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
If you are addressing me, yes, he should go pick her up, after all, he cares for her. That is proven by his statement that he was returning to get her. Perhaps he is tired of living alone.


I was answering AuntiE but when she puts those mean looking pictures in there the quote reply doesn't work

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