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Oct 17, 2020 08:07:27   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
M. I needed this, thanks lol.
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. Do not share - copy and paste, I did!
Hey, it’s better than some of the political crap you see! Too funny!

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Oct 17, 2020 08:15:36   #
Tiptop789 Loc: State of Denial
 
permafrost wrote:
M. I needed this, thanks lol.
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. Do not share - copy and paste, I did!
Hey, it’s better than some of the political crap you see! Too funny!
M. I needed this, thanks lol. br A pig's orgasm l... (show quote)


Pretty funny, thx

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Oct 17, 2020 08:43:44   #
ACP45 Loc: Rhode Island
 
Tiptop789 wrote:
Pretty funny, thx


Does the term "Male Chauvinist Pig" figure into this equation?

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Oct 17, 2020 09:28:07   #
Milosia2 Loc: Cleveland Ohio
 
ACP45 wrote:
Does the term "Male Chauvinist Pig" figure into this equation?


They are the ones without their heads.

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Oct 17, 2020 09:29:59   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
permafrost wrote:
M. I needed this, thanks lol.
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. Do not share - copy and paste, I did!
Hey, it’s better than some of the political crap you see! Too funny!
M. I needed this, thanks lol. br A pig's orgasm l... (show quote)


I knew everything except the lion thing

I'd say hold my beer... But it occurs to me that lions have a whole harem and I'm like a dozen short of that... 🤗🤗🤗

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Oct 18, 2020 05:36:34   #
rjoeholl
 
EEHHHHH!!!! There are many animals that can't jump.

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Oct 18, 2020 06:03:58   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
rjoeholl wrote:
EEHHHHH!!!! There are many animals that can't jump.


Nope.... The only land animal is the elephant

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Oct 18, 2020 08:30:36   #
Kickaha Loc: Nebraska
 
permafrost wrote:
M. I needed this, thanks lol.
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. Do not share - copy and paste, I did!
Hey, it’s better than some of the political crap you see! Too funny!
M. I needed this, thanks lol. br A pig's orgasm l... (show quote)


I've known some people like the ostrich and the starfish. My question is how do so many of them get elected around the world?

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Oct 18, 2020 11:56:47   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
Kickaha wrote:
I've known some people like the ostrich and the starfish. My question is how do so many of them get elected around the world?


Good morning Kick.. yes that remains a great mystery to us all..LOL

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Oct 18, 2020 20:15:42   #
teabag09
 
permafrost wrote:
M. I needed this, thanks lol.
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. Do not share - copy and paste, I did!
Hey, it’s better than some of the political crap you see! Too funny!
M. I needed this, thanks lol. br A pig's orgasm l... (show quote)


For a change I agree with you 100%. Even though I knew these facts I agree it's a nice break from all of the political BS we throw at each other. Have a safe and fun Halloween. Mike

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Oct 19, 2020 03:25:57   #
Kickaha Loc: Nebraska
 
permafrost wrote:
Good morning Kick.. yes that remains a great mystery to us all..LOL


I wonder if I could get a big government grant to study that question?

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Oct 19, 2020 12:30:09   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
teabag09 wrote:
For a change I agree with you 100%. Even though I knew these facts I agree it's a nice break from all of the political BS we throw at each other. Have a safe and fun Halloween. Mike



thank you...

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Oct 19, 2020 12:31:07   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
Kickaha wrote:
I wonder if I could get a big government grant to study that question?




that sound like a solid possibility... LOL I like the idea...

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