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Jul 30, 2014 15:04:21   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.

"But I don't know how to pray," he replies.

Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father.

"Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN"

Dinner was cancelled.


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Jul 30, 2014 15:09:43   #
grey gringo Loc: South Texas
 
Watch out cause you might get what you asked for.....
Old_Gringo wrote:
At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.

"But I don't know how to pray," he replies.

Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father.

"Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN"

Dinner was cancelled.


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Jul 30, 2014 18:28:07   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.

"But I don't know how to pray," he replies.

Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father.

"Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN"

Dinner was cancelled.


Contributed by 'Anonymous'.
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This one reminds me of one I heard when I was just a boy.

It seems that a mother who had invited the preacher and his wife to their house for the evening meal wanted to make sure that her little boy didn't do his normal thing and fart at the table. Sometime during the meal he tried to slip out, as his mother had suggested and then reached down in his overalls and pulled out a small turd and said, "Here mom. Here is one of your slip outs."

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Jul 30, 2014 18:57:01   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
oldroy wrote:
This one reminds me of one I heard when I was just a boy.

It seems that a mother who had invited the preacher and his wife to their house for the evening meal wanted to make sure that her little boy didn't do his normal thing and fart at the table. Sometime during the meal he tried to slip out, as his mother had suggested and then reached down in his overalls and pulled out a small turd and said, "Here mom. Here is one of your slip outs."


:thumbdown:

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Jul 30, 2014 22:58:58   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
:thumbdown:


So you don't like slip outs? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Jul 30, 2014 23:01:06   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
oldroy wrote:
So you don't like slip outs? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Not graphically. I find it highly offensive, but then, I tend to be somewhat prudish at times.

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Jul 31, 2014 02:54:30   #
MogenD65 Loc: Georgia
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.

"But I don't know how to pray," he replies.

Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father.

"Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN"

Dinner was cancelled.


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Out of the mouths of babes. haha :lol:

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Jul 31, 2014 14:40:40   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Not graphically. I find it highly offensive, but then, I tend to be somewhat prudish at times.


Agreed.

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Jul 31, 2014 17:25:38   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
AuntiE wrote:
Agreed.


I have a good method to remove such things from this forum. I am too nasty to be here sooooooooo.

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Jul 31, 2014 17:35:19   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
oldroy wrote:
I have a good method to remove such things from this forum. I am too nasty to be here sooooooooo.


Frankly, I feel Old Gringo and I were very surprised. You are always so dignified.

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Jul 31, 2014 18:30:40   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
Frankly, I feel Old Gringo and I were very surprised. You are always so dignified.


:thumbup:

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Jul 31, 2014 23:09:35   #
rumitoid
 
oldroy wrote:
This one reminds me of one I heard when I was just a boy.

It seems that a mother who had invited the preacher and his wife to their house for the evening meal wanted to make sure that her little boy didn't do his normal thing and fart at the table. Sometime during the meal he tried to slip out, as his mother had suggested and then reached down in his overalls and pulled out a small turd and said, "Here mom. Here is one of your slip outs."


What happened to you guys?

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Jul 31, 2014 23:12:42   #
rumitoid
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.

"But I don't know how to pray," he replies.

Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father.

"Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN"

Dinner was cancelled.


Contributed by 'Anonymous'.
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Funny, that you appear to enjoy this form of humor frees me of worry or concern about any comments you make about me or anything. This is twelve year old playground ignorance about sex and life. What they heard and may barely comprehend...but you should know better. How can you repeat this puerile and sick nonsense? Do you have any boundaries? The nature of this so-called humor is truly vile and disgusting. How could you?

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Jul 31, 2014 23:12:59   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
rumitoid wrote:
Funny, that you appear to enjoy this form of humor frees me of worry or concern about any comments you make about me or anything. This is twelve year old playground ignorance about sex and life. What they heard and may barely comprehend...but you should know better. How can you repeat this puerile and sick nonsense? Do you have any boundaries? The nature of this so-called humor is truly vile and disgusting. How could you?


Just a bit over the top in your critique. :(

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Jul 31, 2014 23:15:13   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
rumitoid wrote:
What happened to you guys?


Oh, calm down.

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