BABYLON BEE: Twitter Shuts Down Entire Network To Slow Spread Of Negative Biden News
Oct 16, 2020 19:54:46 #
Twitter Shuts Down Entire Network To Slow Spread Of Negative Biden News
BABYLON BEE ~ October 15th, 2020
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a last-ditch effort to stop negative stories about Joe Biden and his family from spreading, Twitter shut down its entire social network Thursday.
After seeing account after account tweet out one particularly bad story, CEO Jack Dorsey realized he had to take action. Dorsey smashed a glass box in his office reading "Break In Case Of Bad Publicity For Democrats." Inside the case was a sledgehammer for smashing Twitter's servers.
"Red alert -- shut the servers down! Shut them all down!"
Dorsey ran downstairs and started smashing as many computers as he could, but he did need to ask for some help, as the hammer was pretty heavy. None of the programmers could lift the hammer, either. Eventually, they managed to program a robot to pick up the sledgehammer and smash the servers.
After hearing the Twitter employees talk about critical theory, the robot got woke and began attacking all the cis white males.
BABYLON BEE ~ October 15th, 2020
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a last-ditch effort to stop negative stories about Joe Biden and his family from spreading, Twitter shut down its entire social network Thursday.
After seeing account after account tweet out one particularly bad story, CEO Jack Dorsey realized he had to take action. Dorsey smashed a glass box in his office reading "Break In Case Of Bad Publicity For Democrats." Inside the case was a sledgehammer for smashing Twitter's servers.
"Red alert -- shut the servers down! Shut them all down!"
Dorsey ran downstairs and started smashing as many computers as he could, but he did need to ask for some help, as the hammer was pretty heavy. None of the programmers could lift the hammer, either. Eventually, they managed to program a robot to pick up the sledgehammer and smash the servers.
After hearing the Twitter employees talk about critical theory, the robot got woke and began attacking all the cis white males.
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Oct 16, 2020 21:39:29 #
Parky60 wrote:
b Twitter Shuts Down Entire Network To Slow Sprea... (show quote)
Very timely. I watched an X22 video this morning and sent it to an inbox I store files in. When I checked it out later, it had been taken down and there was a notation saying that the site was no longer at YouTube.
The humorists at the Bee are right on top of things.
Oct 16, 2020 23:45:09 #
Parky60 wrote:
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Very funny, Parky ... thanks for the laugh ...
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