You Might want to find some recipes for cooking crow, to be served up as the special of the day. I have seen to much pork on the left already.
Used to shoot crows out of the walnut trees in the mornings before I left for High School. There must not be much to eat as they were rather hard to k**l as their bodies seemed to be mostly feathers. Had to be sneaky to get a shot because if they saw you anywhere with a rifle they flew away.