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Jul 30, 2014 10:52:09   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Searching wrote:
Just a thought, AuntiE..."lopping" consequences "could" be reinstated. :roll:


Et tu, Searching? :shock:

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Jul 30, 2014 11:27:39   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Now come on. We both know that women are experts at pushing things around. They've been doing it from birth starting with their Fathers. Did it ever cross your mind that she was playing you? You know, being so inept that you would take over out of frustration?

I tried that trick with my Wife over laundry. She simply wore the clothes I ruined and said " keep up the good work" :lol:


You know, that's gonna keep a smile on my face the "whole" day, deed it is. :mrgreen:

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Jul 30, 2014 12:40:33   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
Et tu, Searching? :shock:





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Jul 30, 2014 14:34:12   #
willy7
 
robby1 wrote:
Everybody got to be somewhere doing something. I my self like jokes. There was poppa fly, a momma fly, and a baby fly. they landed to eat a pile of poop. After they were done the poppa fly tried to fly but he was to full. The momma fly and the baby fly couldn't fly either. The poppa fly saw a broom handle leaning against the wall. He said I will climb up the handle jump off and fly away. he climbed up jumped off flapped his wings and fell to his death. The momma fly said I am lighter than poppa so I will climb up and fly away. So she climbed up jumped off flapped her wings and fell to her death. The baby fly said I am small and light. I will climb up and jump off and fly away The baby climbed up jumped off flapped his wings and fell to his death. So the moral of the story is never fly off the handle when your full of s**t.
Everybody got to be somewhere doing something. I m... (show quote)

Thanks!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jul 30, 2014 14:37:44   #
willy7
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Now come on. We both know that women are experts at pushing things around. They've been doing it from birth starting with their Fathers. Did it ever cross your mind that she was playing you? You know, being so inept that you would take over out of frustration?

I tried that trick with my Wife over laundry. She simply wore the clothes I ruined and said " keep up the good work" :lol:


Wow! My wife fell for it when I ran it by her. It's such a guy thing, right?

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Jul 30, 2014 16:11:23   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Searching wrote:
You know, that's gonna keep a smile on my face the "whole" day, deed it is. :mrgreen:


Women are a heavy burden we men must bear. :roll:

But, there is an 'upside' to having them around... "I h**e women...because they always know where things are." [quote/] Voltaire. :thumbup: :lol:

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Jul 30, 2014 17:20:41   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
That's a really great visual AuntiE...Slatten should be well advised to "really" take it heart!! Sir Slatten, "you" have been duly served. :mrgreen:

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Jul 30, 2014 17:26:39   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
slatten49 wrote:
Women are a heavy burden we men must bear. :roll:

But, there is an 'upside' to having them around... "I h**e women...because they always know where things are." [quote/] Voltaire. :thumbup: :lol:


Scuuuse me? First of all, heavy I am NOT!! Second? Everyone, just everyone KNOWS, that while we are the fairer sex, we are also the superior sex..we're just gracious enough not to rub it in. Yep. :mrgreen:

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Jul 30, 2014 17:29:38   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Searching wrote:
Scuuuse me? First of all, heavy I am NOT!! Second? Everyone, just everyone KNOWS, that while we are the fairer sex, we are also the superior sex..we're just gracious enough not to rub it in. Yep. :mrgreen:


fairer as in complexion not in attitude

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Jul 30, 2014 17:33:16   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
alex wrote:
fairer as in complexion not in attitude


AHEM! :hunf: :evil:

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Jul 30, 2014 17:37:38   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
alex wrote:
fairer as in complexion not in attitude


Now, now...you haven't heard of any "loppings" of late, have you? :roll: I don't even know of any scheduled...yet :wink:

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Jul 30, 2014 19:51:44   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Searching wrote:
Now, now...you haven't heard of any "loppings" of late, have you? :roll: I don't even know of any scheduled...yet :wink:


I like that...turn Alex into the subject for lopping! :thumbup:

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Jul 30, 2014 19:53:21   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
AHEM! :hunf: :evil:


So, you're all over him when he shows a little spunk and independence? :hunf:

You go on...with your 'bad self', Alex! :mrgreen:

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Jul 30, 2014 19:54:51   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Searching wrote:
Scuuuse me? First of all, heavy I am NOT!! Second? Everyone, just everyone KNOWS, that while we are the fairer sex, we are also the superior sex..we're just gracious enough not to rub it in. Yep. :mrgreen:


Well, that was certainly gracious.

Are you going to be a troublemaker? :lol:

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Jul 30, 2014 20:02:24   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
slatten49 wrote:
Well, that was certainly gracious.

Are you going to be a troublemaker? :lol:


What was your first clue? :roll: :mrgreen:

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