Watching my wife mow
Jul 29, 2014 22:37:24 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
I wonder how on earth you could possibly have such an idea. Oh, I know. I just consider the source, ie. Slatten. :-D :mrgreen:
I took the opportunity to show off my bi-lingual sk**ls. 8-)
Jul 29, 2014 22:45:59 #
slatten49 wrote:
I took the opportunity to show off my bi-lingual sk**ls. 8-)
I noticed. Let us not encourage such activities. We will have Salty on here communicating in German, Greek and Spanish. :(
Jul 29, 2014 22:59:45 #
AuntiE wrote:
I noticed. Let us not encourage such activities. We will have Salty on here communicating in German, Greek and Spanish. :(
Everybody got to be somewhere doing something. I my self like jokes. There was poppa fly, a momma fly, and a baby fly. they landed to eat a pile of poop. After they were done the poppa fly tried to fly but he was to full. The momma fly and the baby fly couldn't fly either. The poppa fly saw a broom handle leaning against the wall. He said I will climb up the handle jump off and fly away. he climbed up jumped off flapped his wings and fell to his death. The momma fly said I am lighter than poppa so I will climb up and fly away. So she climbed up jumped off flapped her wings and fell to her death. The baby fly said I am small and light. I will climb up and jump off and fly away The baby climbed up jumped off flapped his wings and fell to his death. So the moral of the story is never fly off the handle when your full of s**t.
Jul 29, 2014 23:04:36 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
robby1 wrote:
Everybody got to be somewhere doing something. I m... (show quote)
There are a number of posters who fit the moral of that story perfectly! I will leave it up to all to determine who. :mrgreen:
Jul 29, 2014 23:05:22 #
AuntiE wrote:
You best continue with such kind words or....she may mistake you for the snake who attacked her baby dog and take care of the matter with other types of iron. :idea: :P
Hey! I have nothing BUT kind words!! And I well know my limits!! :roll: :roll:
Jul 29, 2014 23:05:25 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
I noticed. Let us not encourage such activities. We will have Salty on here communicating in German, Greek and Spanish. :(
If it ain't Texanese...it's all 'Greek' to me! :mrgreen:
Jul 29, 2014 23:06:50 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
I wonder how on earth you could possibly have such an idea. Oh, I know. I just consider the source, ie. Slatten. :-D :mrgreen:
I know of none in my Family with the initials of 'I.E.'. :hunf:
Jul 29, 2014 23:11:00 #
slatten49 wrote:
I know of none in my Family with the initials of 'I.E.'. :hunf:
Idiotic Entertaining Slatten. :idea: :idea: :-D
Jul 29, 2014 23:14:29 #
A Greek owned a restaurant. He hired a Chinese cook. Every time the Greek had his friends over he would make fun of the china man. He would ask him to say fried rice. The cook would say flied lice. Then all his friends would laugh. The china man got tired of it so he decided to learn how to say fried rice. He practiced for a long time. One day he was cooking and the Greek came in with his friends. He made fun of the cook and asked him to say fried rice. The china man looked him straight in the eye and said fried rice you gleek plick.
Jul 29, 2014 23:23:56 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
Idiotic Entertaining Slatten. :idea: :idea: :-D
Quick, AuntiE...quick! :thumbup: :lol:
Jul 29, 2014 23:24:58 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
robby1 wrote:
A Greek owned a restaurant. He hired a Chinese coo... (show quote)
:thumbup: :lol: :thumbup:
Jul 30, 2014 00:10:02 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
robby1 wrote:
What do you get when you goose a ghost. A hand full of sheet.
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Jul 30, 2014 08:55:31 #
AuntiE wrote:
I wonder how on earth you could possibly have such an idea. Oh, I know. I just consider the source, ie. Slatten. :-D :mrgreen:
Just a thought, AuntiE..."lopping" consequences "could" be reinstated. :roll:
Jul 30, 2014 09:02:41 #
archie bunker wrote:
I'm sitting here watching Mrs. B. push the mower around, and all I can think of is: "and she thinks I suck at running the vacuum cleaner."
No, she "knows" you do. :mrgreen: In total t***sparency, I got so good at driving the tractor when we moved here that my husband enthusiastically invited me to learn how to mow hay...more togetherness, he said. I wasn't fooled at all, knowing that togetherness would only t***slate to being on the farm at the same time...I politely declined his gracious offer. :lol:
Jul 30, 2014 09:40:23 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
archie bunker wrote:
I'm sitting here watching Mrs. B. push the mower around, and all I can think of is: "and she thinks I suck at running the vacuum cleaner."
Now come on. We both know that women are experts at pushing things around. They've been doing it from birth starting with their Fathers. Did it ever cross your mind that she was playing you? You know, being so inept that you would take over out of frustration?
I tried that trick with my Wife over laundry. She simply wore the clothes I ruined and said " keep up the good work" :lol:
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