One of the funniest sights that I actually provided for locals was when as a 2nd LT I went to Hawaii, in Feb..... Me and a girlfriend toured the isle and ended up in waimea,,, I had spent all summer in lejuene running morning and night, lifting weight at noon (there were NO women at Lejeune then,,, that weren't married to someone else) and body surfing at Topsail beach. Thinking I was in the best shape of my life,,,and I was,,,,, I went body surfing at waimea. There was a circle of locals praying on the beach,,I swam out,, and grabbed a respectable wave... Dude!! It was KKKOOOLLLLL,,,, fast and tall...... all of the sudden it was too damned fast and too damned tall,,,, I looked behind me and there was probably 8 more feet of wave, and all of the sudden I was on top of it!! I looked down,,, and NO MORE water, just sand,,,,, I ducked my head and hit the beach so hard my legs went past my ears and tore my trunks in half!!! I was seeing stars,,, when the second wave hit me,,, and my girl also a marine grabbed me and drug me out, with one pant leg around each ankle,,,,, the locals were staring and pointing but not laughing,,, Waimea is serious business and I learned the lesson,,, and lived,,, but I am sure that story gets retold occasionally!!!
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