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Sep 23, 2020 12:09:20   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/fisher-price-introduces-supreme-court-protest-playhouse-that-can-be-vandalized-and-burned-down

Fisher-Price Releases 'My First Peaceful Protest' Playset With House You Can Actually Burn Down
September 21st, 2020

EAST AURORA, NY—The toy geniuses at Fisher-Price have announced a brand new toy made just for l*****t parents and their kids: the My First Peaceful Protest playset. The kid-size clubhouse will come with several varieties of spray paint so kids can tag the tiny building with their own empowering slogans. It will also be made out of cardboard, allowing the cute little tikes to burn the whole thing down if their demands are not met.

"Here at Fisher-Price, we are steadfastly committed to social justice," said toy designer Camden Flufferton. "We need to teach our kids what democracy looks like, and there's no better example of democracy in action than violent vandalism and arson. We hope this new playset will serve as an inspiration for parents wanting to teach their kids how to threaten citizens with violence whenever their demands are not met."

The set will also come with toy televisions, cell phones, jewelry, and clothing, allowing kids to simulate l**ting before they torch the entire set. The set will be available in stores for $399 because of capitalism.

Experts are questioning the wisdom of this move by Fisher-Price, mainly because people in the target market don't typically have any kids. "We know we'll probably only sell, like, 3 of these," said Flufferton, "but selling them isn't the point. We just need you to know we're on the right side of history."



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Sep 23, 2020 12:21:18   #
bahmer
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/fisher-price-introduces-supreme-court-protest-playhouse-that-can-be-vandalized-and-burned-down

Fisher-Price Releases 'My First Peaceful Protest' Playset With House You Can Actually Burn Down
September 21st, 2020

EAST AURORA, NY—The toy geniuses at Fisher-Price have announced a brand new toy made just for l*****t parents and their kids: the My First Peaceful Protest playset. The kid-size clubhouse will come with several varieties of spray paint so kids can tag the tiny building with their own empowering slogans. It will also be made out of cardboard, allowing the cute little tikes to burn the whole thing down if their demands are not met.

"Here at Fisher-Price, we are steadfastly committed to social justice," said toy designer Camden Flufferton. "We need to teach our kids what democracy looks like, and there's no better example of democracy in action than violent vandalism and arson. We hope this new playset will serve as an inspiration for parents wanting to teach their kids how to threaten citizens with violence whenever their demands are not met."

The set will also come with toy televisions, cell phones, jewelry, and clothing, allowing kids to simulate l**ting before they torch the entire set. The set will be available in stores for $399 because of capitalism.

Experts are questioning the wisdom of this move by Fisher-Price, mainly because people in the target market don't typically have any kids. "We know we'll probably only sell, like, 3 of these," said Flufferton, "but selling them isn't the point. We just need you to know we're on the right side of history."
https://babylonbee.com/news/fisher-price-introduce... (show quote)


Ah so that is how kids of today learned all of their destructive behavior back in my day we wanted to be the lone ranger and captain America. Plus we weren't allowed to play with fire either. Thanks AuntiE.

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Sep 23, 2020 12:36:54   #
bmac32 Loc: West Florida
 
Your back yard is fine but in mine will result in being shot!








bahmer wrote:
Ah so that is how kids of today learned all of their destructive behavior back in my day we wanted to be the lone ranger and captain America. Plus we weren't allowed to play with fire either. Thanks AuntiE.

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Sep 23, 2020 12:50:57   #
Capt-jack Loc: Home
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/fisher-price-introduces-supreme-court-protest-playhouse-that-can-be-vandalized-and-burned-down

Fisher-Price Releases 'My First Peaceful Protest' Playset With House You Can Actually Burn Down
September 21st, 2020

EAST AURORA, NY—The toy geniuses at Fisher-Price have announced a brand new toy made just for l*****t parents and their kids: the My First Peaceful Protest playset. The kid-size clubhouse will come with several varieties of spray paint so kids can tag the tiny building with their own empowering slogans. It will also be made out of cardboard, allowing the cute little tikes to burn the whole thing down if their demands are not met.

"Here at Fisher-Price, we are steadfastly committed to social justice," said toy designer Camden Flufferton. "We need to teach our kids what democracy looks like, and there's no better example of democracy in action than violent vandalism and arson. We hope this new playset will serve as an inspiration for parents wanting to teach their kids how to threaten citizens with violence whenever their demands are not met."

The set will also come with toy televisions, cell phones, jewelry, and clothing, allowing kids to simulate l**ting before they torch the entire set. The set will be available in stores for $399 because of capitalism.

Experts are questioning the wisdom of this move by Fisher-Price, mainly because people in the target market don't typically have any kids. "We know we'll probably only sell, like, 3 of these," said Flufferton, "but selling them isn't the point. We just need you to know we're on the right side of history."
https://babylonbee.com/news/fisher-price-introduce... (show quote)


Well, here is the lefts update on our kid's education! Will they call it Arson 101?





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Sep 23, 2020 12:52:29   #
Marty 2020 Loc: Banana Republic of Kalifornia
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/fisher-price-introduces-supreme-court-protest-playhouse-that-can-be-vandalized-and-burned-down

Fisher-Price Releases 'My First Peaceful Protest' Playset With House You Can Actually Burn Down
September 21st, 2020

EAST AURORA, NY—The toy geniuses at Fisher-Price have announced a brand new toy made just for l*****t parents and their kids: the My First Peaceful Protest playset. The kid-size clubhouse will come with several varieties of spray paint so kids can tag the tiny building with their own empowering slogans. It will also be made out of cardboard, allowing the cute little tikes to burn the whole thing down if their demands are not met.

"Here at Fisher-Price, we are steadfastly committed to social justice," said toy designer Camden Flufferton. "We need to teach our kids what democracy looks like, and there's no better example of democracy in action than violent vandalism and arson. We hope this new playset will serve as an inspiration for parents wanting to teach their kids how to threaten citizens with violence whenever their demands are not met."

The set will also come with toy televisions, cell phones, jewelry, and clothing, allowing kids to simulate l**ting before they torch the entire set. The set will be available in stores for $399 because of capitalism.

Experts are questioning the wisdom of this move by Fisher-Price, mainly because people in the target market don't typically have any kids. "We know we'll probably only sell, like, 3 of these," said Flufferton, "but selling them isn't the point. We just need you to know we're on the right side of history."
https://babylonbee.com/news/fisher-price-introduce... (show quote)

Super funny!
I want to send one to my niece and her liberal/ teacher husband in San Diego.

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Sep 23, 2020 13:02:59   #
bahmer
 
Capt-jack wrote:
Well, here is the lefts update on our kid's education! Will they call it Arson 101?


Amen and Amen

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Sep 23, 2020 13:26:36   #
Seth
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/fisher-price-introduces-supreme-court-protest-playhouse-that-can-be-vandalized-and-burned-down

Fisher-Price Releases 'My First Peaceful Protest' Playset With House You Can Actually Burn Down
September 21st, 2020

EAST AURORA, NY—The toy geniuses at Fisher-Price have announced a brand new toy made just for l*****t parents and their kids: the My First Peaceful Protest playset. The kid-size clubhouse will come with several varieties of spray paint so kids can tag the tiny building with their own empowering slogans. It will also be made out of cardboard, allowing the cute little tikes to burn the whole thing down if their demands are not met.

"Here at Fisher-Price, we are steadfastly committed to social justice," said toy designer Camden Flufferton. "We need to teach our kids what democracy looks like, and there's no better example of democracy in action than violent vandalism and arson. We hope this new playset will serve as an inspiration for parents wanting to teach their kids how to threaten citizens with violence whenever their demands are not met."

The set will also come with toy televisions, cell phones, jewelry, and clothing, allowing kids to simulate l**ting before they torch the entire set. The set will be available in stores for $399 because of capitalism.

Experts are questioning the wisdom of this move by Fisher-Price, mainly because people in the target market don't typically have any kids. "We know we'll probably only sell, like, 3 of these," said Flufferton, "but selling them isn't the point. We just need you to know we're on the right side of history."
https://babylonbee.com/news/fisher-price-introduce... (show quote)



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Sep 24, 2020 17:13:14   #
Lt. Rob Polans ret.
 
bmac32 wrote:
Your back yard is fine but in mine will result in being shot!


Mine would be a "weenie roast" of epic proportions. Then I'd shoot them to put them out of their misery. A kid who can no longer pee will be suffering.

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