SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS!
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted:
"Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen.
( "This means: “Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have s**t in it." )
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Biden's P**********l run. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
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