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Speaking German In Texas!
Sep 17, 2020 12:03:52   #
John Meoff
 
SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS!

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted:

"Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen.

( "This means: “Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have s**t in it." )

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Biden's P**********l run. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

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Sep 17, 2020 13:31:41   #
Seth
 
John Meoff wrote:
SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS!

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted:

"Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen.

( "This means: “Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have s**t in it." )

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Biden's P**********l run. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
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