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Sep 16, 2020 17:16:45   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
Little Lena was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a new female Youth Pastor, named Pastor Inga, called on Lena while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Lena, who created the universe?'
When Little Lena didn't stir, little Ole who was her friend sitting behind her,
took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
“God Almighty!” shouted Lena!
Pastor Inga said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.
A little later Pastor Inga, asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
But Lena didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, Ole came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt with his pencil.
“Jesus Christ!!!” shouted Lena!
And once again Pastor Inga, said, 'Very good,' and Lena fell back asleep.
Then Pastor Inga, asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
Lena, still didn’t stir... So Again, Ole came to the rescue.
This time Lena jumped up and shouted,
“If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!”
Pastor Inga...fainted!

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Sep 17, 2020 11:09:41   #
FallenOak Loc: St George Utah
Laughed and laughed and laughed. Thanks.

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Sep 17, 2020 13:21:24   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
FallenOak wrote:
Laughed and laughed and laughed. Thanks.

I love to get a chuckle now and then.. makes me feel better.. thank you...

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