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Sep 10, 2020 01:41:50   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
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Two lawyers were siblings -- dishonest c***ters, as crooked as could be. They went to church only when circumstances required them to look good, or when there was a chance a dollar could be made.
When the less evil one died, the surviving sibling promised the church a sizable contribution if the eulogy for the deceased would describe the departed as a saint.
The church needed money, and succeeded in acquiring the contribution without compromising any of its virtue.
The eulogy accurately described the life and character of the deceased, identifying and listing the many sins committed. In conclusion, the speaker pointed at the bereaved surviving attorney, saying, "but compared to him, the departed was a saint!"

The word Lawyer could have been substituted with Democrat!!

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Sep 10, 2020 01:43:27   #
Auntie Dee
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Lawyers

Two lawyers were siblings -- dishonest c***ters, as crooked as could be. They went to church only when circumstances required them to look good, or when there was a chance a dollar could be made.
When the less evil one died, the surviving sibling promised the church a sizable contribution if the eulogy for the deceased would describe the departed as a saint.
The church needed money, and succeeded in acquiring the contribution without compromising any of its virtue.
The eulogy accurately described the life and character of the deceased, identifying and listing the many sins committed. In conclusion, the speaker pointed at the bereaved surviving attorney, saying, "but compared to him, the departed was a saint!"

The word Lawyer could have been substituted with Democrat!!
Lawyers br br Two lawyers were siblings -- disho... (show quote)


SO TRUE!

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