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Sep 7, 2020 12:01:17   #
Abel
 
Tiptop789 wrote:
Oh,; you are a turkey. Happy now?


You even screwed that up.

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Sep 7, 2020 16:55:45   #
Tug484
 
Kevyn wrote:
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because they can’t come up with anything as good. This is called cultural appropriation.

Let me share a story of true Texan ingenuity. A bartender in West Texas watches as a dusty cowpoke rides up out of the hot Texas sun, ties off his horse walks behind it lifts its tail and plants a kiss right on the horses anus. He then came in the bar and ordered a whiskey. The bartender thought the Texan must have been nuts but after the man had a couple he realized he was a decent guy with some interesting yarns. When the man paid his tab and got up to leave the bartender stoped him. “You seem like a nice guy but I have a question for you, When you rode up you lifted that horses tail and kissed its ass, it was one of the most d********g things I have seen. Why on earth would you do such a thing?” The cowpoke grinned and replied “chapped lips.” The shocked bartender shrugged his shoulders and asked “chapped lips? How the hell does that work? The cowboy smugly replied, “keeps me from lickin em.”
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Our tacos are not the Mexican version.
We have Tex-Mex and their Mexican food is totally different than ours.
I've had both. We've had two authentic Mexican restaurants here and the food is nothing like Tex-Mex.

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Sep 7, 2020 17:20:02   #
Kickaha Loc: Nebraska
 
Kevyn wrote:
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because they can’t come up with anything as good. This is called cultural appropriation.

Let me share a story of true Texan ingenuity. A bartender in West Texas watches as a dusty cowpoke rides up out of the hot Texas sun, ties off his horse walks behind it lifts its tail and plants a kiss right on the horses anus. He then came in the bar and ordered a whiskey. The bartender thought the Texan must have been nuts but after the man had a couple he realized he was a decent guy with some interesting yarns. When the man paid his tab and got up to leave the bartender stoped him. “You seem like a nice guy but I have a question for you, When you rode up you lifted that horses tail and kissed its ass, it was one of the most d********g things I have seen. Why on earth would you do such a thing?” The cowpoke grinned and replied “chapped lips.” The shocked bartender shrugged his shoulders and asked “chapped lips? How the hell does that work? The cowboy smugly replied, “keeps me from lickin em.”
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because th... (show quote)


To you liberals, everything is cultural appropriations. Have you nevet heard the old saying, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. It's good to have an open mind and try different cuisines. One group may have a traditional way of doing something or dressing. That doesn't mean that's the only way they can dress of do something. Maybe someone from another group has an improvement or alternative method of doing something. That's how we learn from one another. If the idea is good it catches on, if not it goes away. Do you want to inform a minority group that they can't enjoy European cuisine, culture, or fashion styles? If your going to insist no cultural appropriations, it has to go both ways.

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Sep 7, 2020 20:28:24   #
Auntie Dee
 
Kevyn wrote:
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because they can’t come up with anything as good. This is called cultural appropriation.

Let me share a story of true Texan ingenuity. A bartender in West Texas watches as a dusty cowpoke rides up out of the hot Texas sun, ties off his horse walks behind it lifts its tail and plants a kiss right on the horses anus. He then came in the bar and ordered a whiskey. The bartender thought the Texan must have been nuts but after the man had a couple he realized he was a decent guy with some interesting yarns. When the man paid his tab and got up to leave the bartender stoped him. “You seem like a nice guy but I have a question for you, When you rode up you lifted that horses tail and kissed its ass, it was one of the most d********g things I have seen. Why on earth would you do such a thing?” The cowpoke grinned and replied “chapped lips.” The shocked bartender shrugged his shoulders and asked “chapped lips? How the hell does that work? The cowboy smugly replied, “keeps me from lickin em.”
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because th... (show quote)


Leave it to Kevy to tell a filthy joke, he has a real fixation on bodily functions!

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Sep 7, 2020 20:34:37   #
Auntie Dee
 
Tug484 wrote:
Our tacos are not the Mexican version.
We have Tex-Mex and their Mexican food is totally different than ours.
I've had both. We've had two authentic Mexican restaurants here and the food is nothing like Tex-Mex.


YEP! Tex-Mex is great, haven't lived in TX for years but still remember!

New Mexico Mex is also different and much more hot spicy! The only thing I could ever eat there was Chicken Enchiladas, not quite so spicy!

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Sep 7, 2020 21:14:46   #
SWMBO
 
Marty 2020 wrote:
I think a “delete “ above the entire sentence is the answer.


That is the best choice with many of the left wing children in adult bodies that stalk the pages of OPP.

NPP

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Sep 8, 2020 07:58:24   #
Tug484
 
Auntie Dee wrote:
YEP! Tex-Mex is great, haven't lived in TX for years but still remember!

New Mexico Mex is also different and much more hot spicy! The only thing I could ever eat there was Chicken Enchiladas, not quite so spicy!


It changes from state to state.
Arizona has different Mexican food too.
I made enchiladas with an enchilada sauce so hot, I can't even figure out what was in it.
I thought I was going to croak from the heat.
I make chicken wings with Sciracha and it was hotter than that.

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Sep 8, 2020 09:48:54   #
Tiptop789 Loc: State of Denial
 
SWMBO wrote:
That is the best choice with many of the left wing children in adult bodies that stalk the pages of OPP.

NPP


Not a bad idea really. Then you cheerleaders could spend your daze patting each other on the back & sending your happy face emojis to each other. Of course you realize it's fun jerking you guys chain? Lol you trump fans are so easily flamed. Like shooting fish in a barrel. I suppose you all have your life preserves (new screen names) ready to go when the trumptanic finally sinks beneath the waves? Lol, you cheerleaders will drip him line a hoot potatoe. Talk about hangers-on, your like groupies at a Kiss concert, all waiting to go back stage.

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Sep 8, 2020 11:53:43   #
Carol Kelly
 
Rose42 wrote:
It would be awesome if you left this forum. You can't even leave a fun topic alone you malevolent creature.


Amen.

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Sep 9, 2020 11:19:09   #
SGM B Loc: TEXAS but live in Alabama now
 
archie bunker wrote:
Yep!


Hey Arch, I thought everyone knew this! Evidently not. LOL!
Hope you been okay my friend, my son and his family were here from Atlanta for the weekend, good time!

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Sep 9, 2020 12:32:08   #
Abel
 
SGM B wrote:
Hey Arch, I thought everyone knew this! Evidently not. LOL!
Hope you been okay my friend, my son and his family were here from Atlanta for the weekend, good time!


Hey SGM B, Like your picture of Val Kilmer "Doc Holiday." I'm somewhat partial to Dodge City since I was born there. Haven't been to Dodge for several years now, but the last time I was there for my sixtieth high school class reunion the population had metastasized to about 65% Mexican I******s and English had nearly become a second language in the schools. The reason no one complains about all the Mexicans, illegal or otherwise, and I have nothing against Mexicans or any other race as long as they're legal, is that they seem to tolerate the blood inherent to the cattle slaughtering industry there better than white folks. In high school, we guys could always pick out the girls that came from the south side, where cattle yards were, because of the rather distinctive "perfume" they wore. They didn't notice it of course, they were used to it, but it was in their clothing. From Dodge City on west for several miles the odors from the cattle feed yards can be quite strong, especially on hot summer days. Unlike many big city urban dwellers that think beef just magically appears in the supermarket meat case, I never complain about the odor because I do enjoy a good steak. Have a great day.

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Sep 9, 2020 17:35:38   #
SGM B Loc: TEXAS but live in Alabama now
 
Abel wrote:
Hey SGM B, Like your picture of Val Kilmer "Doc Holiday." I'm somewhat partial to Dodge City since I was born there. Haven't been to Dodge for several years now, but the last time I was there for my sixtieth high school class reunion the population had metastasized to about 65% Mexican I******s and English had nearly become a second language in the schools. The reason no one complains about all the Mexicans, illegal or otherwise, and I have nothing against Mexicans or any other race as long as they're legal, is that they seem to tolerate the blood inherent to the cattle slaughtering industry there better than white folks. In high school, we guys could always pick out the girls that came from the south side, where cattle yards were, because of the rather distinctive "perfume" they wore. They didn't notice it of course, they were used to it, but it was in their clothing. From Dodge City on west for several miles the odors from the cattle feed yards can be quite strong, especially on hot summer days. Unlike many big city urban dwellers that think beef just magically appears in the supermarket meat case, I never complain about the odor because I do enjoy a good steak. Have a great day.
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I grew up near Liberal. I remember when National Beef Packing Company was trying to get permits to build their plant there, it was touted as "odor free", and I reckon it was - we were never charged a dime for the odor that floated up from there on the days they were "cooking guts" is what we called it. Rank, very much bad - but no charge. I was in Liberal a couple of years ago, National has been bought out by someone, possibly IBP (Iowa Beef Processors) and has grown a lot. They employ lots of Mexicans, both legal and "undocumented" (wet backs) and like Dodge and Garden City, English is no longer the first language in Seward County, maybe even all of SW Kansas.

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Sep 9, 2020 19:42:53   #
Kitten Courageous Loc: The Derelict Ship Maggie's Revenge
 
Rose42 wrote:
It would be awesome if you left this forum. You can't even leave a fun topic alone you malevolent creature.


Rose42, why are you so angry? I feel so bad for you.

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Sep 9, 2020 20:35:56   #
Rose42
 
Abbie Hoffman wrote:
Rose42, why are you so angry? I feel so bad for you.


I'm not angry rumitoid. You do make me laugh.

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Sep 9, 2020 20:50:07   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Abbie Hoffman wrote:
Rose42, why are you so angry? I feel so bad for you.


You should leave too. This is a topic posted for fun, not politics. Your boy made it political, and needs to leave.
It is "General Chit Chat".

You can argue on the main page.

Now, I would kindly ask you to get off my lawn.

Thank you.

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