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Sep 6, 2020 12:14:33   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Yep!



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Sep 6, 2020 12:16:46   #
Carol Kelly
 
archie bunker wrote:
Yep!


I like that. Nothing lost, just win win.

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Sep 6, 2020 12:17:48   #
SWMBO
 
archie bunker wrote:
Yep!


I will have to remember that advice on taco night.

SWMBO

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Sep 6, 2020 12:20:19   #
Rose42
 
archie bunker wrote:
Yep!



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Sep 6, 2020 12:28:11   #
Kevyn
 
archie bunker wrote:
Yep!


Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because they can’t come up with anything as good. This is called cultural appropriation.

Let me share a story of true Texan ingenuity. A bartender in West Texas watches as a dusty cowpoke rides up out of the hot Texas sun, ties off his horse walks behind it lifts its tail and plants a kiss right on the horses anus. He then came in the bar and ordered a whiskey. The bartender thought the Texan must have been nuts but after the man had a couple he realized he was a decent guy with some interesting yarns. When the man paid his tab and got up to leave the bartender stoped him. “You seem like a nice guy but I have a question for you, When you rode up you lifted that horses tail and kissed its ass, it was one of the most disgusting things I have seen. Why on earth would you do such a thing?” The cowpoke grinned and replied “chapped lips.” The shocked bartender shrugged his shoulders and asked “chapped lips? How the hell does that work? The cowboy smugly replied, “keeps me from lickin em.”

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Sep 6, 2020 12:36:30   #
Rose42
 
Kevyn wrote:
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because they can’t come up with anything as good. This is called cultural appropriation.

Let me share a story of true Texan ingenuity. A bartender in West Texas watches as a dusty cowpoke rides up out of the hot Texas sun, ties off his horse walks behind it lifts its tail and plants a kiss right on the horses anus. He then came in the bar and ordered a whiskey. The bartender thought the Texan must have been nuts but after the man had a couple he realized he was a decent guy with some interesting yarns. When the man paid his tab and got up to leave the bartender stoped him. “You seem like a nice guy but I have a question for you, When you rode up you lifted that horses tail and kissed its ass, it was one of the most disgusting things I have seen. Why on earth would you do such a thing?” The cowpoke grinned and replied “chapped lips.” The shocked bartender shrugged his shoulders and asked “chapped lips? How the hell does that work? The cowboy smugly replied, “keeps me from lickin em.”
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because th... (show quote)


It would be awesome if you left this forum. You can't even leave a fun topic alone you malevolent creature.

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Sep 6, 2020 12:41:51   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
archie bunker wrote:
Yep!


I suppose that Yankees have to be told that.

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Sep 6, 2020 12:43:15   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Kevyn wrote:
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because they can’t come up with anything as good. This is called cultural appropriation.

Let me share a story of true Texan ingenuity. A bartender in West Texas watches as a dusty cowpoke rides up out of the hot Texas sun, ties off his horse walks behind it lifts its tail and plants a kiss right on the horses anus. He then came in the bar and ordered a whiskey. The bartender thought the Texan must have been nuts but after the man had a couple he realized he was a decent guy with some interesting yarns. When the man paid his tab and got up to leave the bartender stoped him. “You seem like a nice guy but I have a question for you, When you rode up you lifted that horses tail and kissed its ass, it was one of the most disgusting things I have seen. Why on earth would you do such a thing?” The cowpoke grinned and replied “chapped lips.” The shocked bartender shrugged his shoulders and asked “chapped lips? How the hell does that work? The cowboy smugly replied, “keeps me from lickin em.”
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because th... (show quote)


Old joke, boy.

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Sep 6, 2020 12:43:26   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
Kevyn wrote:
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because they can’t come up with anything as good. This is called cultural appropriation.

Let me share a story of true Texan ingenuity. A bartender in West Texas watches as a dusty cowpoke rides up out of the hot Texas sun, ties off his horse walks behind it lifts its tail and plants a kiss right on the horses anus. He then came in the bar and ordered a whiskey. The bartender thought the Texan must have been nuts but after the man had a couple he realized he was a decent guy with some interesting yarns. When the man paid his tab and got up to leave the bartender stoped him. “You seem like a nice guy but I have a question for you, When you rode up you lifted that horses tail and kissed its ass, it was one of the most disgusting things I have seen. Why on earth would you do such a thing?” The cowpoke grinned and replied “chapped lips.” The shocked bartender shrugged his shoulders and asked “chapped lips? How the hell does that work? The cowboy smugly replied, “keeps me from lickin em.”
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because th... (show quote)


Let me guess... the cowperson of undetermined gender's name was Kevyn.

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Sep 6, 2020 12:48:14   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Smedley_buzkill wrote:
I suppose that Yankees have to be told that.


Nah. They just eat what falls off with their salad fork.

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Sep 6, 2020 12:54:51   #
Marty 2020 Loc: Almost Heaven
 
Rose42 wrote:
It would be awesome if you left this forum. You can't even leave a fun topic alone you malevolent creature.


I prefer that he leave civilization!
Even earth!

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Sep 6, 2020 13:13:57   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
archie bunker wrote:
Nah. They just eat what falls off with their salad fork.


I guess I'm a redneck. I use the same fork for my salad, steak, and taters.

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Sep 6, 2020 13:17:10   #
Abel
 
Kevyn wrote:
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because they can’t come up with anything as good. This is called cultural appropriation.

Let me share a story of true Texan ingenuity. A bartender in West Texas watches as a dusty cowpoke rides up out of the hot Texas sun, ties off his horse walks behind it lifts its tail and plants a kiss right on the horses anus. He then came in the bar and ordered a whiskey. The bartender thought the Texan must have been nuts but after the man had a couple he realized he was a decent guy with some interesting yarns. When the man paid his tab and got up to leave the bartender stoped him. “You seem like a nice guy but I have a question for you, When you rode up you lifted that horses tail and kissed its ass, it was one of the most disgusting things I have seen. Why on earth would you do such a thing?” The cowpoke grinned and replied “chapped lips.” The shocked bartender shrugged his shoulders and asked “chapped lips? How the hell does that work? The cowboy smugly replied, “keeps me from lickin em.”
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because th... (show quote)


I believe that's the smartest thing I've ever seen you write, congratulations!

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Sep 6, 2020 13:23:39   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Smedley_buzkill wrote:
I guess I'm a redneck. I use the same fork for my salad, steak, and taters.


Friggin unwashed heathen!

Anyone with an inkling of class knows that you NEVER eat steak with a tater fork!

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Sep 6, 2020 13:30:25   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
Kevyn wrote:
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because they can’t come up with anything as good. This is called cultural appropriation.

Let me share a story of true Texan ingenuity. A bartender in West Texas watches as a dusty cowpoke rides up out of the hot Texas sun, ties off his horse walks behind it lifts its tail and plants a kiss right on the horses anus. He then came in the bar and ordered a whiskey. The bartender thought the Texan must have been nuts but after the man had a couple he realized he was a decent guy with some interesting yarns. When the man paid his tab and got up to leave the bartender stoped him. “You seem like a nice guy but I have a question for you, When you rode up you lifted that horses tail and kissed its ass, it was one of the most disgusting things I have seen. Why on earth would you do such a thing?” The cowpoke grinned and replied “chapped lips.” The shocked bartender shrugged his shoulders and asked “chapped lips? How the hell does that work? The cowboy smugly replied, “keeps me from lickin em.”
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because th... (show quote)



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