The Lone Ranger and Tonto
Sep 4, 2020 10:53:24 #
The Lone Ranger and Tonto...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert After setting up their tent, and a few
hours of sipping whiskey,the men climbed into their sleeping bags and fell asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look toward sky, what you see?
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars.”
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "In terms of Astronomy,
it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,
the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems
we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?’
"You dumber than a Biden v**er. It mean someone stole tent."
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert After setting up their tent, and a few
hours of sipping whiskey,the men climbed into their sleeping bags and fell asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look toward sky, what you see?
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars.”
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "In terms of Astronomy,
it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,
the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems
we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?’
"You dumber than a Biden v**er. It mean someone stole tent."
Sep 5, 2020 09:44:38 #
TexaCan
Loc: Homeward Bound!
eagleye13 wrote:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto... br br The Lone Rang... (show quote)
“That’s funny, I don’t care who you are!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Says that comedian that I forgot his name!🤦♀️
Sep 5, 2020 18:22:02 #
Sep 6, 2020 02:01:25 #
Sep 7, 2020 03:18:35 #
eagleye13 wrote:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto... br br The Lone Rang... (show quote)
Lolololhahahaha perfect 😅😅😅😅😅
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