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Sep 2, 2020 14:31:02   #
bahmer
 
Spellchecker

eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer told me so

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Sep 2, 2020 14:35:50   #
RandyBrian Loc: Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Spellchecker

eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer told me so
Spellchecker br br eye halve a spelling chequer b... (show quote)


His spelling has been addressed many times in the past, all to no avail. Yours, however, was unique and entertaining. Well done.

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Sep 2, 2020 14:38:45   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
bahmer wrote:
Spellchecker

eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer told me so
Spellchecker br br eye halve a spelling chequer b... (show quote)


LMFAO !!!

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Sep 2, 2020 14:42:32   #
bahmer
 
proud republican wrote:
LMFAO !!!


I copied this from a post by badbobby from Fishing Stage as I thought that it was funny as well.

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Sep 2, 2020 14:44:52   #
Liberty Tree
 
bahmer wrote:
Spellchecker

eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer told me so
Spellchecker br br eye halve a spelling chequer b... (show quote)


English is his second language

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Sep 2, 2020 14:44:54   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
bahmer wrote:
Spellchecker

eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer told me so
Spellchecker br br eye halve a spelling chequer b... (show quote)


I quit checking people's spelling years ago. I phuque up from time to time myself.

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Sep 2, 2020 14:45:46   #
bahmer
 
BigMike wrote:
I quit checking people's spelling years ago. I phuque up from time to time myself.


same here.

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Sep 2, 2020 14:49:07   #
SWMBO
 
RandyBrian wrote:
His spelling has been addressed many times in the past, all to no avail. Yours, however, was unique and entertaining. Well done.


That was so good, infact that I have passed it on to several friends.

NPP

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Sep 2, 2020 14:50:39   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
bahmer wrote:
Spellchecker

eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer told me so
Spellchecker br br eye halve a spelling chequer b... (show quote)


In the same vein...my step-son and his wife came to visit me and TomTom told them to take Fort Churchill road in route from Reno to Yerington...

Fort Churchill Rd is one of the oldest in NV! Part of the Pony Express Rt.

TomTom told my stepson to take 17+ miles of washboard road because...it was an established route.

What kind of oversight is that???

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Sep 2, 2020 14:54:06   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
bahmer wrote:
same here.


It's a peripheral issue that deals with the education level of the dip$hits we oppose.

The stupider the better!

That my motto as far as political opponents go!

They're almost better than smart allies.

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Sep 2, 2020 15:35:35   #
Tiptop789 Loc: State of Denial
 
bahmer wrote:
Spellchecker

eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer told me so
Spellchecker br br eye halve a spelling chequer b... (show quote)


Do you have a spell checker for android? Those are called homophones & you should thank me for using them, makes you think a little.

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Sep 2, 2020 16:45:58   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
Tiptop789 wrote:
Do you have a spell checker for android? Those are called homophones & you should thank me for using them, makes you think a little.


(I invent my own words from time to time because add to dictionary allows me to do so. )

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Sep 2, 2020 17:45:32   #
RandyBrian Loc: Texas
 
Everybody makes typos occasionally. But several of our online friend make no effort to spell correctly or use proper grammar, resulting in posts that takes an effort to determine what they are trying to say.

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Sep 2, 2020 22:22:56   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
RandyBrian wrote:
Everybody makes typos occasionally. But several of our online friend make no effort to spell correctly or use proper grammar, resulting in posts that takes an effort to determine what they are trying to say.


Usually it's the opposite of the t***h. That helps decipher.

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Sep 2, 2020 22:34:03   #
Tiptop789 Loc: State of Denial
 
BigMike wrote:
(I invent my own words from time to time because add to dictionary allows me to do so. )


It's fun to do that. You gotta have fun on this board otherwise you can get tied in nots. I've had more than my share of typos so I don't criticize the spelling of others.

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