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C***D ** TEST
Aug 31, 2020 15:33:58   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
C***D ** TEST

A new and easy test for the horror of C****-**
is doing the rounds and it's simple, quick and
positive (or negative, if you see what I mean).

Take a glass and pour a decent dram of your
favorite whisky into it; then see if you can smell
it. If you can, then you are halfway there.

Then drink it. If you can taste it then it is
reasonable to assume you are currently free
of the v***s because the loss of the sense of
smell and taste is a common symptom.

I tested myself 7 times last night and was v***s
free every time thank goodness.

I will have to test myself again today because I
have developed a throbbing headache which
can also be one of the symptoms.

I'll report my results later.

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Sep 1, 2020 09:21:24   #
Squiddiddler Loc: Phoenix
 
Why didn't CDC come out with that, there wouldn't be that fear factor and panic we have today.

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Sep 1, 2020 09:32:14   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
Why didn't CDC come out with that, there wouldn't be that fear factor and panic we have today.


"Why didn't CDC come out with that, there wouldn't be that fear factor and panic we have today." - Squid

You can't purchase whiskey with food stamps.

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Sep 1, 2020 18:38:45   #
Mikeyavelli
 
eagleye13 wrote:
"Why didn't CDC come out with that, there wouldn't be that fear factor and panic we have today." - Squid

You can't purchase whiskey with food stamps.


...at the right store you can, of course, it's a whole lot of stamps, but they do it.

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Sep 2, 2020 09:51:32   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
...at the right store you can, of course, it's a whole lot of stamps, but they do it.


Where there is a Wellfare, there is a way!

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Sep 4, 2020 09:04:29   #
Big Dolly
 
Actually, I lost my sense of smell at the age of 17 due to nasal surgery to remove polyps, tumorlike growths in the nasal passages, and I haven't been able to smell since then. However, at that same age, I also discovered that hot sauce will blow a cold or flu right out of my system. Since those illnesses are caused by v***ses, I guess that you could say that I came up with my own kind of v*****e.

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Sep 4, 2020 09:17:40   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Big Dolly wrote:
Actually, I lost my sense of smell at the age of 17 due to nasal surgery to remove polyps, tumorlike growths in the nasal passages, and I haven't been able to smell since then. However, at that same age, I also discovered that hot sauce will blow a cold or flu right out of my system. Since those illnesses are caused by v***ses, I guess that you could say that I came up with my own kind of v*****e.


I had a friend that was born with no sense of smell. All he could sense was a burning sensation.

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Sep 4, 2020 09:29:27   #
Mikeyavelli
 
eagleye13 wrote:
I had a friend that was born with no sense of smell. All he could sense was a burning sensation.


That stinks.

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