Breaking News: Ted Nugent Wants to Move to Mexico
Jul 23, 2014 19:46:17 #
Thanx alot US government numbnuts. We went from the last best place to the dumbest fkn i***ts on planet earth. How else can you xplain that we are the ONLY country in the world that has abandoned the very foundation of what makes a country a country. Obama you dumb mthrfkr you!
Dear Mr. Obama, Senate and Congress:
I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, the President of Mexico, that I'm on my
way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking Government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American f**g on one of the f**gpoles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. f**g from my housetop, put U.S. f**g decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. Ill need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all of his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that the President of Mexico won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Do you see how stupid this looks when you put it in writing??
Dear Mr. Obama, Senate and Congress:
I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, the President of Mexico, that I'm on my
way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking Government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American f**g on one of the f**gpoles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. f**g from my housetop, put U.S. f**g decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. Ill need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all of his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that the President of Mexico won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Do you see how stupid this looks when you put it in writing??
Jul 23, 2014 19:56:59 #
Hmm...If They Are All Going To Wind Up Being Here
Can I Go THERE And Stake A Squatter's Claim To Their Abandoned Tropical Property ??
I Won't Need ANY Gov't Services.
Year-Round Fresh Vegetable Garden
A Few Chickens
Simple Boat And A Few Rods.....
....Why Are They Coming Here Again ??
Can I Go THERE And Stake A Squatter's Claim To Their Abandoned Tropical Property ??
I Won't Need ANY Gov't Services.
Year-Round Fresh Vegetable Garden
A Few Chickens
Simple Boat And A Few Rods.....
....Why Are They Coming Here Again ??
Jul 23, 2014 20:39:44 #
mwdegutis wrote:
Thanx alot US government numbnuts. We went from th... (show quote)
Ya it shows how stupid and out of touch you are. You should move down there with that moron
Jul 24, 2014 06:22:39 #
Wow! Great reply. It really makes me consider you intelligent. Keep it up, you're doing great.
tdsrnest wrote:
Ya it shows how stupid and out of touch you are. You should move down there with that moron
Jul 24, 2014 07:26:28 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
Mexico would be a good place for the Draft dodger Nugent. He makes a big deal about being a patriot but when he was selected for service he hatched an elaborate scheme to make himself look unfit for military service and then he bragged about it.That was when it was cool to Ditch your countymen who were fighting in Viet Nam.
mwdegutis wrote:
Thanx alot US government numbnuts. We went from th... (show quote)
Jul 24, 2014 11:39:38 #
tdsrnest wrote:
Ya it shows how stupid and out of touch you are. You should move down there with that moron
turdnest: Mexico wouldn't let you get within 100ft of their border...they don't want to have to water you twice a week!!!
Jul 24, 2014 11:47:37 #
Jul 28, 2014 13:50:31 #
I Think Tropical Mexico
A Vegetable Garden
And A Few Fishin' Rods
Would Be Good For ME
A Vegetable Garden
And A Few Fishin' Rods
Would Be Good For ME
Jul 28, 2014 13:52:33 #
Jul 28, 2014 23:16:26 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
Don't forget your cabana boy
karpenter wrote:
I Think Tropical Mexico
A Vegetable Garden
And A Few Fishin' Rods
Would Be Good For ME
A Vegetable Garden
And A Few Fishin' Rods
Would Be Good For ME
Jul 28, 2014 23:39:32 #
Tropical Cabana
Pina Colada....
Sun, Sand, Shade, Fish....
They Come Here Forrrrr What ... Again ??
Pina Colada....
Sun, Sand, Shade, Fish....
They Come Here Forrrrr What ... Again ??
Jul 29, 2014 00:23:54 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
It is cold up here it snows in the winter. I dunno why I want to leave a place where I could pick an orange in my back yard.
karpenter wrote:
Tropical Cabana
Pina Colada....
Sun, Sand, Shade, Fish....
They Come Here Forrrrr What ... Again ??
Pina Colada....
Sun, Sand, Shade, Fish....
They Come Here Forrrrr What ... Again ??
Aug 3, 2014 12:00:39 #
No Money= No Taxes
No One Else's Rent To Pay
Just Keep My Nose On My Own Face
And Tend The Chickens
I Suppose They Might Come For Their Fair Share Of Those
No One Else's Rent To Pay
Just Keep My Nose On My Own Face
And Tend The Chickens
I Suppose They Might Come For Their Fair Share Of Those
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