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Texas Cowboy & St. Peter
Aug 26, 2020 19:36:53   #
ldsuttonjr Loc: ShangriLa
 
A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.

“On a trip to the Black Hills in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker, smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.” I yelled, “Now back off!! Or I’ll kick the heck out of all of you!!”

St. Peter was impressed. He asked, “When did this happen?”

“Just a couple of minutes ago …”

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Aug 26, 2020 20:32:40   #
Carol Kelly
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.

“On a trip to the Black Hills in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker, smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.” I yelled, “Now back off!! Or I’ll kick the heck out of all of you!!”

St. Peter was impressed. He asked, “When did this happen?”

“Just a couple of minutes ago …”
A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the pe... (show quote)


That’s a very good one. Send more.

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Aug 26, 2020 20:55:58   #
son of witless
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.

“On a trip to the Black Hills in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker, smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.” I yelled, “Now back off!! Or I’ll kick the heck out of all of you!!”

St. Peter was impressed. He asked, “When did this happen?”

“Just a couple of minutes ago …”
A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the pe... (show quote)





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Aug 26, 2020 21:12:02   #
Auntie Lulu
 
That was great!!!

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Aug 26, 2020 21:28:47   #
milamber
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.

“On a trip to the Black Hills in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker, smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.” I yelled, “Now back off!! Or I’ll kick the heck out of all of you!!”

St. Peter was impressed. He asked, “When did this happen?”

“Just a couple of minutes ago …”
A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the pe... (show quote)



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Aug 27, 2020 11:18:12   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.

“On a trip to the Black Hills in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker, smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.” I yelled, “Now back off!! Or I’ll kick the heck out of all of you!!”

St. Peter was impressed. He asked, “When did this happen?”

“Just a couple of minutes ago …”
A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the pe... (show quote)



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