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Jul 21, 2014 13:22:07   #
marjorie
 
oldgringo Hey let's move on. Know you've got fourtenn thousand plus posts already and I look forward to many more.

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Jul 22, 2014 08:26:11   #
semper-fi Loc: Corrupticut
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
As I have grown older:

I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore…..a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the womans husband.

Lance Armstrong
I think it is just terrible and d********g how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.

Drive By
A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didnt take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!

The Agony of Aging
On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".

VIDEO S**M
Just got s**mmed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes".
Turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money!
Pass this on so others don't get s**mmed.

Pregnant Prostitute
Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?"
The Ho replies, "Hey dumb ass, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?"
As I have grown older: br br I've learned that pl... (show quote)


Hey long timer, thanks for a great kickoff to my morning!
Keep "em" flying, love your sense of humor :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jul 22, 2014 09:49:36   #
barberdawg Loc: Georgia
 
LMAO
Old_Gringo wrote:
As I have grown older:

I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore…..a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the womans husband.

Lance Armstrong
I think it is just terrible and d********g how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.

Drive By
A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didnt take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!

The Agony of Aging
On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".

VIDEO S**M
Just got s**mmed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes".
Turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money!
Pass this on so others don't get s**mmed.

Pregnant Prostitute
Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?"
The Ho replies, "Hey dumb ass, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?"
As I have grown older: br br I've learned that pl... (show quote)

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Jul 22, 2014 13:29:23   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
marjorie wrote:
oldgringo Well as far as I read your certainly growing old but haven't increased in improving your language so where is the wisdom for us younger generation?


maybe you are not old enough to understand, most of us did

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Jul 22, 2014 13:31:36   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
grace scott wrote:
Posts such as this should be required to have a "DO NOT READ WHILE EATING" warning. I laughed so hard I dropped my sandwich. Now I have to decide: will I fix another one, or will I go hungry.


if you pick it up fast enough you can still eat it, you know the five second rule

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Jul 22, 2014 13:32:49   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Margie, I do apologize for the language. I was in error not to change it before posting it. I shan't be so remiss in the future. Again, my sincerest apologies.


if she saw dirty langue it must be her dirty mind

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Jul 22, 2014 13:54:51   #
marjorie
 
alex Evidently you were never taught by your parents what language was not acceptable in ones discussions with adults as well as your peers. same goes today. In private is much different than in public posting.

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Jul 22, 2014 14:25:44   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
marjorie wrote:
alex Evidently you were never taught by your parents what language was not acceptable in ones discussions with adults as well as your peers. same goes today. In private is much different than in public posting.


I suppose

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Jul 22, 2014 15:21:13   #
semper-fi Loc: Corrupticut
 
alex wrote:
maybe you are not old enough to understand, most of us did

Alex, the wisdom is in maintaining a good sense of humor. Even gallows humor has it's place and time :thumbup: :thumbup: ;)

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Jul 22, 2014 15:37:05   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Again, I am truly sorry I offended you.


Marjorie, you are too easily offended, IMHO!

OldGringo is the epitome of a gentleman, unless provoked beyond the pale. Then, his USMC training kicks in and he kicks derierre! :mrgreen:

Grow up...or lighten up. :roll:

BTW, Salty, great post...and I'm a sensitive new-age kinda guy! :lol:

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Jul 22, 2014 15:47:50   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
Marjorie, you are too easily offended, IMHO!

OldGringo is the epitome of a gentleman, unless provoked beyond the pale. Then, his USMC training kicks in and he kicks derierre! :mrgreen:

Grow up...or lighten up. :roll:

BTW, Salty, great post...and I'm a sensitive new-age kinda guy! :lol:


"sensitive new-age kinda guy!"? What did you imbibe with your lunch? It obviously created possible prevarication tendencies. :shock: :lol: :roll:

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Jul 22, 2014 15:57:20   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
"sensitive new-age kinda guy!"? What did you imbibe with your lunch? It obviously created possible prevarication tendencies. :shock: :lol: :roll:


Are you stalking me? :shock:

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Jul 22, 2014 16:00:03   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
slatten49 wrote:
Are you stalking me? :shock:


it must be done, you can't be trusted

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Jul 22, 2014 16:02:55   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
Are you stalking me? :shock:


No more then you me. :idea: :-D

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Jul 22, 2014 16:04:00   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
alex wrote:
it must be done, you can't be trusted


I completely agree. He is like an out of control toddler. A firm hand, sk**let, ax, etc. are needed.

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