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Atheist and sinners are pessimistic.
Jul 21, 2014 10:34:36   #
jetson
 
How are they pessimistic you may asked? First here is a joke that will give you the idea of what they are. A pessimistic soldier was going up to make his first jump with the rest of his platoon. As the Sargent told them the plane would climb 10,000 feet before they would jump. He told them they had two cords to pull after they jump. One on the left side and one on the right side. He said after you pull the cord on the right, if the chute does not open pull the other cord, for It, was the emergency cord. He said we have trucks about 10 miles out to pick you up. Well the plane took off and while it was climbing the pessimistic soldier said, this thing probably won't climb that high, but it did. At 10,000 feet the door was open and he watch the others jumped out. Then finally it was his turn to jump. He jumped and pull his first cord, but the parachute did not open. He then pulled the second cord, but it did not open either. On the way down as he passed the other soldiers he shouted out to the other guys, you watch, I bet those trucks won't be waiting either. Now, do you have the idea of the atheist and the sinners. The atheist says there is no God. The sinner believes there is, but both, have rebelled against Him. Both of them worship their own selves. They have no hope. Don't believe there is any hope. Condemns everything in life, and never has another pessimistic as a friend, because they can't stand a pessimistic person. Definitely, an optimistic don't want to be around them. By the way an optimistic person is one that has hope, can believe in things he can't see, happy, loves life, loves God and will give from his heart for the good of others.

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Jul 21, 2014 10:49:23   #
arvadaian
 
jetson wrote:
How are they pessimistic you may asked? First here is a joke that will give you the idea of what they are. A pessimistic soldier was going up to make his first jump with the rest of his platoon. As the Sargent told them the plane would climb 10,000 feet before they would jump. He told them they had two cords to pull after they jump. One on the left side and one on the right side. He said after you pull the cord on the right, if the chute does not open pull the other cord, for It, was the emergency cord. He said we have trucks about 10 miles out to pick you up. Well the plane took off and while it was climbing the pessimistic soldier said, this thing probably won't climb that high, but it did. At 10,000 feet the door was open and he watch the others jumped out. Then finally it was his turn to jump. He jumped and pull his first cord, but the parachute did not open. He then pulled the second cord, but it did not open either. On the way down as he passed the other soldiers he shouted out to the other guys, you watch, I bet those trucks won't be waiting either. Now, do you have the idea of the atheist and the sinners. The atheist says there is no God. The sinner believes there is, but both, have rebelled against Him. Both of them worship their own selves. They have no hope. Don't believe there is any hope. Condemns everything in life, and never has another pessimistic as a friend, because they can't stand a pessimistic person. Definitely, an optimistic don't want to be around them. By the way an optimistic person is one that has hope, can believe in things he can't see, happy, loves life, loves God and will give from his heart for the good of others.
How are they pessimistic you may asked? First her... (show quote)


Your not an optimist your just goofy.
I'm an old atheist, and my friends of which I have many, call me the eternal optimist.

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Jul 21, 2014 10:54:05   #
Augustus Greatorex Loc: NE
 
jetson wrote:
How are they pessimistic you may asked? First here is a joke that will give you the idea of what they are. A pessimistic soldier was going up to make his first jump with the rest of his platoon. As the Sargent told them the plane would climb 10,000 feet before they would jump. He told them they had two cords to pull after they jump. One on the left side and one on the right side. He said after you pull the cord on the right, if the chute does not open pull the other cord, for It, was the emergency cord. He said we have trucks about 10 miles out to pick you up. Well the plane took off and while it was climbing the pessimistic soldier said, this thing probably won't climb that high, but it did. At 10,000 feet the door was open and he watch the others jumped out. Then finally it was his turn to jump. He jumped and pull his first cord, but the parachute did not open. He then pulled the second cord, but it did not open either. On the way down as he passed the other soldiers he shouted out to the other guys, you watch, I bet those trucks won't be waiting either. Now, do you have the idea of the atheist and the sinners. The atheist says there is no God. The sinner believes there is, but both, have rebelled against Him. Both of them worship their own selves. They have no hope. Don't believe there is any hope. Condemns everything in life, and never has another pessimistic as a friend, because they can't stand a pessimistic person. Definitely, an optimistic don't want to be around them. By the way an optimistic person is one that has hope, can believe in things he can't see, happy, loves life, loves God and will give from his heart for the good of others.
How are they pessimistic you may asked? First her... (show quote)


Oh, I think Atheists and unrepentant sinners are amazingly optimystic. What with their view that if they are wrong and there is a God who judges upon judgment day; he will be forced to forgive them, because their sins are so much more trivial than mine. Quite the optimist, in my opinion.

You know you knock a glass of motor oil over on your mother-in-law's new white carpet, you find that all glasses containing motor oil are "full."

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Jul 21, 2014 11:16:46   #
jetson
 
arvadaian wrote:
Your not an optimist your just goofy.
I'm an old atheist, and my friends of which I have many, call me the eternal optimist.


I had one working with me as an auto mechanic. When a ford came in, he condemned the ford to be the near nothing auto on the market. He owned a chevy. A couple a years later he got a good deal on a ford and guess what. The ford suddenly revived is no nothingness and became the best and the chevy became the no good auto. By the way he thought the world revolved around him, yet the other mechanics couldn't stand him, even though some of them were about as bad as he was.

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Jul 21, 2014 12:46:37   #
arvadaian
 
jetson wrote:
I had one working with me as an auto mechanic. When a ford came in, he condemned the ford to be the near nothing auto on the market. He owned a chevy. A couple a years later he got a good deal on a ford and guess what. The ford suddenly revived is no nothingness and became the best and the chevy became the no good auto. By the way he thought the world revolved around him, yet the other mechanics couldn't stand him, even though some of them were about as bad as he was.


I hope your intent was to not make a point. if that was the case you succeeded brilliantly.

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