Two Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench during their break. One turned to the other and said,I'am seventy five years old and I'am just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age, how do you feel? The second man said," I feel great, just like a newborn babe." Really? A newborn babe?" "Yup. No teeth. No hair. And I think I just wet my pants."