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Jul 18, 2014 16:17:17   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
:shock: Reincarnated as your father-in-law? :roll:


Yes.

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Jul 18, 2014 16:33:31   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Yes.


NO. :?

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Jul 18, 2014 16:35:29   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
Searching wrote:
They say confession is good for the soul... :lol: Anything else you want to confess to? :roll:


As they say of those who v**ed more than once;

"All my "X"s are in Texas." :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: 8-)

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Jul 18, 2014 16:47:02   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
NO. :?


I was very fond of my father-in-law. We use to have wonderful times. :D

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Jul 18, 2014 16:50:34   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
I was very fond of my father-in-law. We use to have wonderful times. :D


I appreciate that fact, and I am very fond of you, AuntiE. I don't think I am prepared to be your Father-in law, though. :roll:

Too much stress from fear of 'lopping'. :lol:

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Jul 18, 2014 16:54:37   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
alex wrote:
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.

They saw her and began calling greetings to her.
"Hello - How are you!
We've been waiting for you!
Good to see you."


When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.

"Love."

The woman correctly spelled 'Love', and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her.

"I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill.

And then I won the multi-state lottery.
I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion.

And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

" Czechoslovakia ..."





Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry...

There will be Hell to pay later!
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she ... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jul 18, 2014 16:58:34   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
slatten49 wrote:
I appreciate that fact, and I am very fond of you, AuntiE. I don't think I am prepared to be your Father-in law, though. :roll:

Too much stress from fear of 'lopping'. :lol:


You seem to have a phobia towards "lopping."

Were you scared by that wonderful classic horror movie?

Lop along Cassidy shoots Tonto :?: :?: :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Jul 18, 2014 16:59:29   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
I appreciate that fact, and I am very fond of you, AuntiE. I don't think I am prepared to be your Father-in law, though. :roll:

Too much stress from fear of 'lopping'. :lol:


I never threatened my father-in-law, except to put water in his scotch. :twisted: :evil: :) 8-)

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Jul 18, 2014 17:00:44   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Armageddun wrote:
You seem to have a phobia towards "lopping."

Were you scared by that wonderful classic horror movie?

Lop along Cassidy shoots Tonto :?: :?: :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


BIG HUGE OUT LOUD LAUGHTER! :!: :lol: :thumbup: :!: :lol: :thumbup:

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Jul 18, 2014 17:06:20   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
AuntiE wrote:
BIG HUGE OUT LOUD LAUGHTER! :!: :lol: :thumbup: :!: :lol: :thumbup:


Taking Bow :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

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Jul 18, 2014 17:06:29   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
BIG HUGE OUT LOUD LAUGHTER! :!: :lol: :thumbup: :!: :lol: :thumbup:


:hunf: Not funny. He knows not the history we have with that term, AuntiE. :?

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Jul 18, 2014 17:10:35   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
:hunf: Not funny. He knows not the history we have with that term, AuntiE. :?


The lop along Cassidy absolutely sent me into great laughter.

You have to admit it was funny.







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Jul 18, 2014 17:11:58   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Armageddun wrote:
Taking Bow :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:


A well deserved bow! :!: :thumbup:

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Jul 18, 2014 17:15:29   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
slatten49 wrote:
:hunf: Not funny. He knows not the history we have with that term, AuntiE. :?


I have seen horrible threats thrown your way. But they come from a sweet, kind, lovely, charitable, sweet little "OLe" Lady.

Why should one fear such loving humorous warnings :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Jul 18, 2014 17:21:30   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Armageddun wrote:
I have seen horrible threats thrown your way. But they come from a sweet, kind, lovely, charitable, sweet little "OLe" Lady.

Why should one fear such loving humorous warnings :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


It is difficult to understand his paranoia. :mrgreen: :evil: 8-)

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