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Jul 16, 2014 14:32:04   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Searching wrote:
They say confession is good for the soul... :lol: Anything else you want to confess to? :roll:


:shock: My lips are hereupon...sealed. :oops: :roll:

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Jul 16, 2014 14:49:38   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
:shock: My lips are hereupon...sealed. :oops: :roll:


Unless food is set in front of you. :mrgreen: ;)

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Jul 16, 2014 14:53:32   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Unless food is set in front of you. :mrgreen: ;)


Of course! :mrgreen: That is an entirely different matter to be dealt with...promptly. :wink:

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Jul 16, 2014 15:04:48   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
AuntiE wrote:
Unless food is set in front of you. :mrgreen: ;)


So, does the "rush" of the elegant things you tempt him with make him spill the beans or are we just talking the action of consuming such elegant eatables -- or both? :mrgreen:

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Jul 16, 2014 17:17:23   #
rumitoid
 
slatten49 wrote:
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

Don't argue with an i***t, people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

When I was young, we used to go 'skinny dipping'. Now, I just 'chunky dunk'.

Wouldn't you know it...brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever!

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to ... (show quote)


Love this! Here is a little story for you as a thank you note:
"Former president Ronald Reagan was a master at using self-effacing humor. In his bid for the Presidency in 1980 his age appeared to be his biggest obstacle to overcome. He attacked the problem with self-effacing humor. He would joke about his age all the time which then turned age into a non-issue with the public. He told a group of reporters once, 'Thomas Jefferson once said, 'One should not worry about chronological age compared to the ability to perform the task.' . . . Ever since Thomas Jefferson told me that I stopped worrying about my age.'"

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Jul 16, 2014 17:18:40   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Searching wrote:
So, does the "rush" of the elegant things you tempt him with make him spill the beans or are we just talking the action of consuming such elegant eatables -- or both? :mrgreen:


What would prompt you to suggest I would spill any of the beans on my plate? :? They may well be what propels me to greater heights. :lol:

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Jul 16, 2014 17:20:07   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
rumitoid wrote:
Love this! Here is a little story for you as a thank you note:
"Former president Ronald Reagan was a master at using self-effacing humor. In his bid for the Presidency in 1980 his age appeared to be his biggest obstacle to overcome. He attacked the problem with self-effacing humor. He would joke about his age all the time which then turned age into a non-issue with the public. He told a group of reporters once, 'Thomas Jefferson once said, 'One should not worry about chronological age compared to the ability to perform the task.' . . . Ever since Thomas Jefferson told me that I stopped worrying about my age.'"
Love this! Here is a little story for you as a tha... (show quote)


I had forgotten that small gem of a story! :thumbup: :-D Thanks!

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Jul 16, 2014 17:50:59   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
slatten49 wrote:
What would prompt you to suggest I would spill any of the beans on my plate? :? They may well be what propels me to greater heights. :lol:


:shock:

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Jul 16, 2014 17:55:36   #
rumitoid
 
slatten49 wrote:
I had forgotten that small gem of a story! :thumbup: :-D Thanks!


I can personally attest to that exchange; Reagan spoke the t***h.

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Jul 16, 2014 23:59:56   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
What would prompt you to suggest I would spill any of the beans on my plate? :? They may well be what propels me to greater heights. :lol:


Is it likely you will ever reach the height to obtain my kindness...6'6" would be the height? :?: :idea: :mrgreen:

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Jul 17, 2014 00:08:58   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Is it likely you will ever reach the height to obtain my kindness...6'6" would be the height? :?: :idea: :mrgreen:


With you and I, it is a matter of obtaining or seeking your mercy to avoid a lopping of my head. :shock:

Maintaining my present height would be sufficient! :XD:

With that thought in mind, I shall seek the comfort of my pillow. Rest well, AuntiE, and all others. :thumbup:

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Jul 17, 2014 00:17:18   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
With you and I, it is a matter of obtaining or seeking your mercy by avoiding a lopping of my head. :shock:

Maintaining my present height would be sufficient! :XD:

With that thought in mind, I shall seek the comfort of my pillow. Rest well, AuntiE, and all others. :thumbup:



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Jul 17, 2014 01:04:24   #
rumitoid
 
A test. Got it: I am outside.

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Jul 17, 2014 06:00:29   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
rumitoid wrote:
A test. Got it: I am outside.


No, you're talking to yourself. That could be a problem. :lol: It happens to me all the time. I just ignore myself and everything's alright.

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Jul 17, 2014 07:32:06   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
lpnmajor wrote:
No, you're talking to yourself. That could be a problem. :lol: It happens to me all the time. I just ignore myself and everything's alright.


Doc, you should be aware that I have listed you as the go-to contact for emergency medical assistance, if needed by me, on the OPP. I have been receiving threatening gestures from unnamed persons...AuntiE...and may need said services, at any given time!

I would trust none other than my favorite corpsman. :mrgreen:

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