archie bunker wrote:
When will you send my check? I've been waiting all of my life but it never shows up, so I've had to d**g my ass out of bed every day, go to work, and take care of myself, and my family.
I'm a red stater, so quit being such a tightass, and send me the money! I could use a few days off already!
You never got one? I'd write the IRS or someone. I think the second check is a h**x, but that first one is real.