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The Pastor's Donkey
Jun 17, 2020 00:35:15   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in another race and it won again.

The local paper headline read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
the publicity that he ordered the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.


This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE...

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and
misery. . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!

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Jun 17, 2020 00:50:15   #
Seth
 
dtucker300 wrote:
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in another race and it won again.

The local paper headline read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
the publicity that he ordered the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.


This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE...

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and
misery. . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race br and it ... (show quote)




Outstanding!!!!

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Jun 17, 2020 00:55:34   #
iFrank Loc: San Antonio
 
dtucker300 wrote:
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in another race and it won again.

The local paper headline read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
the publicity that he ordered the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.


This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE...

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and
misery. . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race br and it ... (show quote)


Out freaking standing, dtucker! Lol

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Jun 17, 2020 01:42:21   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
dtucker300 wrote:
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in another race and it won again.

The local paper headline read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
the publicity that he ordered the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.


This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE...

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and
misery. . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race br and it ... (show quote)


This reminds me of a Hank Williams Jr/Willie Nelson song...

...I think I'll post it.

Thanks!

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Jun 17, 2020 08:35:34   #
Lonewolf
 
dtucker300 wrote:
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in another race and it won again.

The local paper headline read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
the publicity that he ordered the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.


This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE...

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and
misery. . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race br and it ... (show quote)


Good one thanks

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Jun 17, 2020 16:46:51   #
GoCubs Loc: Earth
 
dtucker300 wrote:
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in another race and it won again.

The local paper headline read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
the publicity that he ordered the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.


This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE...

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and
misery. . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race br and it ... (show quote)


Another great one DT! Thanks!

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Jun 18, 2020 17:53:04   #
Hug
 
dtucker300 wrote:
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in another race and it won again.

The local paper headline read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
the publicity that he ordered the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.


This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE...

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and
misery. . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race br and it ... (show quote)


Will laugh for 3 days

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Jun 23, 2020 01:16:41   #
Big Dolly
 
dtucker300 wrote:
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in another race and it won again.

The local paper headline read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
the publicity that he ordered the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.


This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE...

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and
misery. . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race br and it ... (show quote)


It seems to me that Bishop wasn't very bright. He should've been mad at the publisher of that newspaper for printing those misleading headlines.

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