The manager of a local Walmart
Jun 13, 2020 15:39:15 #
The manager of a local Walmart
Was running around the store in a huff one day, screaming at everybody about everything: "Hurry! Hurry! Faster! Faster! More! More!"
Finally, he enters the stockroom, where the first thing he notices is some guy in a faded denim jacket, leaning against the loading dock with his hand in his pocket.
The manager storms over to the idle loafer, "So, what do you get paid a week for this?"
Loafer: "Bout $300 a week"
The manager whips out his wallet, counts out 6 Franklins, and hands them to the loafer. "Here's two weeks severance pay, you're FIRED!"
The loafer shrugs, pockets the cash, strolls over to a battered Ford Escort and drives off.
Meanwhile, our manager has found the stockroom foreman, and proceeds to unload on him: "So! Why am I paying your crew to lounge around here doing nothing, eh? Like that Bruce Springsteen wannabe on the loading dock, eh?"
Foreman: "You mean Johnny there? He was waiting for me to get change for a $20.....that, was the pizza delivery boy!"
Was running around the store in a huff one day, screaming at everybody about everything: "Hurry! Hurry! Faster! Faster! More! More!"
Finally, he enters the stockroom, where the first thing he notices is some guy in a faded denim jacket, leaning against the loading dock with his hand in his pocket.
The manager storms over to the idle loafer, "So, what do you get paid a week for this?"
Loafer: "Bout $300 a week"
The manager whips out his wallet, counts out 6 Franklins, and hands them to the loafer. "Here's two weeks severance pay, you're FIRED!"
The loafer shrugs, pockets the cash, strolls over to a battered Ford Escort and drives off.
Meanwhile, our manager has found the stockroom foreman, and proceeds to unload on him: "So! Why am I paying your crew to lounge around here doing nothing, eh? Like that Bruce Springsteen wannabe on the loading dock, eh?"
Foreman: "You mean Johnny there? He was waiting for me to get change for a $20.....that, was the pizza delivery boy!"
Jun 13, 2020 15:43:11 #
Jun 13, 2020 15:47:57 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
The manager of a local Walmart br br Was running... (show quote)
Very funny. Lesson to be learned Never Act before thinking it out.
Jun 14, 2020 09:15:26 #
Jun 22, 2020 21:58:46 #
Jun 23, 2020 00:54:41 #
Okay, everybody, now I've got one for you: when Adam was brought into the Presence of the Lord, he said, "I want to thank You for creating the world and all of the wonderful things in it: the plants, the oceans, all of the various kinds of animals and me, but most of all, I want thank You for my wife, Eve. However, I'm sort of curious about something. Why did You make her so beautiful?". God answered, "So that you would instantly fall deeply in love with her.", then Adam asked, "And why did You make her skin so soft and so irresistible to touch?". God replied, "So that you would fall even more deeply in love with her.", then Adam asked, "Forgive me, Lord, but there's just one more question. After all that, why did You make her so stupid?" and God said, "Why, silly, that question is easy to answer. It's so that she would fall deeply in love with you!" and there's a bit of a lesson in this joke, too. Before you decide to call your spouse "stupid", just remember who that person fell in love with and what it says about you.
Jun 23, 2020 09:36:49 #
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